Today, at a soccer game held by my girlfriend's family, some idiot went to kick the ball, missed by a mile, and hit the ground hard. So I started a slow, sarcastic clap. I got a load of angry looks, followed by verbal abuse when we found out he'd split his head open on the ground. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, during a soccer game, some utter moron got the bright idea of trying to score a goal from his side of the field. I sarcastically made a big show of just barely stopping the ball, and nailed it off to the side. The ball hit a kid so hard in the head that he had to go to the hospital. FML
Today, I got kicked in the face at a soccer game. Everybody clapped. FML
Today, I was about to kiss my boyfriend in a courtyard when a soccer ball hit me in the head, hard. My boyfriend remarked that it made a "hollow sound" when it hit me. FML
Today, I had a soccer game. A player from the other team hit me in the face. In the next half, she was the goalie and I was determined to score on her. When I finally got my chance to, everyone cheered, until I kicked the ball into the goal post and it bounced back and hit me in the face. FML
Today, playing soccer, I jumped up to make a header and clear the ball away from our goal. I got the ball but some guy kicked me in the face. I was taken off. All the parents were horrified, saying how badly my nose must have broken. Turns out my nose was fine. That's just how my nose looks. FML
Today, I was practicing soccer at my school. My team was practicing penalty kicks. It was my turn up and this cute girl that I like was watching off ten feet away from the goal. I was running to take the kick when I slipped and kicked the ball. It hit her head and now she won't talk to me. FML
Today, I was playing one on one soccer with a girl like. I accidentally kicked the ball right into her face. The ball rolled back towards me and as I was running to see if she was ok, I kicked the ball… right into her face again. FML
Today, I was walking around in a park when I passed some kids playing soccer. One of them kicked the ball as hard as he could at me. Luckily, I caught the ball, then I drop-kicked it, intending to say, "Go get it." Instead, it bounced off a nearby tree and hit me in the face. FML
Today, my boyfriend was buying a new hockey stick; to test it out he started hitting a ball around the aisle and decided to shoot it back into its bin. Instead the ball hit me dead in the mouth, giving me a fat lip. Instead of consoling me, my boyfriend yelled "GOAL!" FML
Today, I was at a professional tennis match. The ball was hit extremely hard, resulting in it going into the crowd. And when I say crowd, I mean my face. FML
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Top comments
Smurphy121 23
Even if he hadn't split his head you shouldn't have done that.
ObsidianDrone 8
Well that was ground breaking
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Comments (127)
Warnerro 18
haha,nice
exoticDeath 20
Although the clap was uncalled for its not your fault he missed the ball or goal or whatever.
gogo44444 28
*slowly claps at OP's stupidity*
Spark_Slicker 19
You're a bit of an asshole aren't you?
greatfirstdate 18
You've had some time to think about it, and you've decided to refer to him as "some idiot." Real mature.
Brandon1000 10
Why is it FML for you? Should be FML for the other guy.
trellz17 19
So I'm guessing none of you have ever laughed at someone that fell down only to find out that they really hurt themselves? FML is full hypocrites lol.
cocainewhore 30
Laughed at them yes, attempted to humiliate and ridicule them, no. The OP is just an asshole who, even after having had time to think about it, still refers to the guy who got injured as 'some idiot'. There's a difference between laughing at a friend when they trip over and humiliating the poor guy in front of everyone.
Badkarma4u 17
Maybe when I was 9. As an adult, someone falling down isn't really that funny. Maybe I've just seen too many people fall to be amused.
thatonetribute 31
You're a friggin jerk.
BeenIt 5
You should grow up, promptly.
One_Way 43
You got yelled at? Aw, how terrible.