Today, at a soccer game held by my girlfriend's family, some idiot went to kick the ball, missed by a mile, and hit the ground hard. So I started a slow, sarcastic clap. I got a load of angry looks, followed by verbal abuse when we found out he'd split his head open on the ground. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, during a soccer game, some utter moron got the bright idea of trying to score a goal from his side of the field. I sarcastically made a big show of just barely stopping the ball, and nailed it off to the side. The ball hit a kid so hard in the head that he had to go to the hospital. FML
Today, I got kicked in the face at a soccer game. Everybody clapped. FML
Today, I was about to kiss my boyfriend in a courtyard when a soccer ball hit me in the head, hard. My boyfriend remarked that it made a "hollow sound" when it hit me. FML
Today, I had a soccer game. A player from the other team hit me in the face. In the next half, she was the goalie and I was determined to score on her. When I finally got my chance to, everyone cheered, until I kicked the ball into the goal post and it bounced back and hit me in the face. FML
Today, playing soccer, I jumped up to make a header and clear the ball away from our goal. I got the ball but some guy kicked me in the face. I was taken off. All the parents were horrified, saying how badly my nose must have broken. Turns out my nose was fine. That's just how my nose looks. FML
Today, I was practicing soccer at my school. My team was practicing penalty kicks. It was my turn up and this cute girl that I like was watching off ten feet away from the goal. I was running to take the kick when I slipped and kicked the ball. It hit her head and now she won't talk to me. FML
Today, I was playing one on one soccer with a girl like. I accidentally kicked the ball right into her face. The ball rolled back towards me and as I was running to see if she was ok, I kicked the ball… right into her face again. FML
Today, I was walking around in a park when I passed some kids playing soccer. One of them kicked the ball as hard as he could at me. Luckily, I caught the ball, then I drop-kicked it, intending to say, "Go get it." Instead, it bounced off a nearby tree and hit me in the face. FML
Today, my boyfriend was buying a new hockey stick; to test it out he started hitting a ball around the aisle and decided to shoot it back into its bin. Instead the ball hit me dead in the mouth, giving me a fat lip. Instead of consoling me, my boyfriend yelled "GOAL!" FML
Today, I was at a professional tennis match. The ball was hit extremely hard, resulting in it going into the crowd. And when I say crowd, I mean my face. FML
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Top comments
Smurphy121 23
Even if he hadn't split his head you shouldn't have done that.
ObsidianDrone 8
Well that was ground breaking
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Comments (127)
Nonexistentguy 7
How do you split your head on grass? I fell face first on concrete relatively hard and it didn't even spilt my head
aimbug 42
Quite easily.
ryan9929 4
I guess I don't get what other people are getting so mad about because, being me, I probably would've done the same. Sucks they got hurt though. I guess all you could do in that situation is apologize and move on.
SlapsKnee 12
Exactly.
Steve97 32
The poor guy split his head open and you still call him an idiot?? You're a dick op.
hoosiergirl94 31
Way to be a total ********
ForeverAnArcher 20
Some people think that if they say or do one mean thing, it doesn't matter. But, trust me, it does matter. A lot.
playmonty 9
You sound like a very unpleasant person
nemisis11 12
Reminds me of "Not Another Teen Movie" where the guy keeps failing the slow clap all movie.
worldclassrager 41
You beat enslaved to the comment...good for you...
Devtyro 14
Idk, this is in a gray area. if it was someone I knew I would have done what you did and most likely laughed. At least until I found out they were injured. Someone I didn't know then I can't say for sure unless they were trying to be a show off and whiffed. do I think you should be getting so much hate? no. handled the situation better? yes.
YEROCnamrus 3
At least you didn't crack you're head open on the ground.
Lilkat39 5
You sir, are a complete douchebag.