Today, at a debate tournament based on domestic abuse, my partner yells out, "Has anyone considered that maybe the women DESERVED to be beaten?" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while I was out walking with my girlfriend, I got beaten up and called an "abuser" by a gang of women who noticed bruises on my girlfriend's arms and legs. The bruises are from her karate class. FML
Today, at sparring, I got paired up with a girl, who said, "Don't go easy on me because I'm a girl!" Thirty seconds into the match, she was on the floor whimpering and crying. Now everyone is whispering and glaring at me. FML
Today, my husband ran at me, groaning like a zombie. I was so startled that I screamed, punched him, and started sobbing. Now he won't talk to me because this is 'the first step on the road of domestic violence'. FML
Today, my husband and I got into an argument. I tried to assault him with a laptop. He yelled, "Don't hit me with the computer." My apartment neighbor yelled through the wall, "Do what you gotta do, girl." FML
Today, I paid my daughter a surprise visit, only to see her husband beating her. I charged in and slammed him into the wall. She screamed at me to stop. They'd recently gotten into martial arts and were sparring, and now he's got a broken arm. FML
Today, I found out my coworker was arrested for beating the crap out of his wife. I gave him a serious pep talk yesterday where I told him to stop taking her shit and start standing up for himself. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I got into a heated argument at a house party. To avoid a huge scene, I pulled her into another room, during which I managed to trip over my feet and faceplant the floor. She shouted, "Hah! That's what you get!" Now everyone thinks she beat the shit out of me. FML
Today, thanks to my ex-husband's misogyny, my son is now convinced girls are inherently weaker and that if he had to, he could beat any woman in a fight, even if she was a trained martial artist or a soldier, because, "Men are the stronger gender." I can kick both their asses, husband and son. FML
Today, my debate partner repeatedly said "You mad, bro?" to the opposing team in our college debate class. That debate was worth a considerable portion of our grade. FML
Today, my disgusting coworker made a comment about "women versus accountability" and I couldn't even yell at him for being a sexist scumbucket, because my wife threw coffee at me yesterday for pointing out that she'd left the chips open and they went stale. FML
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Top comments
Luckster 0
I already know I'm going to hate 95% of the comments on this one.
kimuchi_warui 4
wow, someone just turned twelve.
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Comments (400)
sunnyfurball 0
and that is why we continue to need things like Alternatives for Battered Women...I hope you won the debate
nman183 0
he makes a great point
ryuunosuke 3
Dump the ************.
mk0170 0
you must have been getting pretty desparate. I think that all debaters have at least one memory like this in their debate career. I know my partner and I look back and just laugh at the good/ embarrassing/ horrifying times of debate
ajp156 1
MAKE ME A SAMMICH BITCH!!! lol jk
ajp156 1
no im not
tm3000 0
I love saying that... sammich haha
ajp156 1
well if u think pita is spelled pida i dont know if i want u making my sandwich
Mahyar 2
lol he owns.
strawberryspacejam 11
Exactly. Ur partner is full of win
jake316 0
im sorry to all the women out there reading this for that selfish bastard who said that and if you haven't picked it up by now im trying impress a girl