Today, I woke up feeling extremely nauseous. When I started to feel better, I felt like I needed to spit. I went into the bathroom and opened the toilet to see someone had taken a giant crap the night before and forgotten to flush. The smell made me vomit all over my feet. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while at my dorm, I experienced a vomit-inducing migraine. In my hurry to get to the bathroom to puke, I couldn't find a pair of shoes. I urgently needed the toilet, so I braved the communal bathroom barefoot. As I opened the stall door, I stepped in someone else's fresh vomit. FML
Today, I had a terrible stomach bug. I quickly jumped off the toilet and crouched over the bowl. I vomited with such force that I splashed the shitty water back into my face. FML
Today, during lunch at school, a wave of nausea came over me. I ran to the bathroom and made it just in time. As I was throwing up, I set off the toilet's automatic flush and my vomit came flying back into my face. FML
Today, I woke up in the middle of the night feeling sick. I went to the bathroom and knelt in front of the toilet, waiting to throw up. When I finally did, I violently shit my pants at the same time. I was at my friend's house. FML
Today, I woke up after going to a rave with some friends. I got very nauseous and sat down behind a garbage bin outside to puke. I sat directly on fresh pee. About an hour later, I sat down on a toilet seat also covered in pee. I forgot to shower when I got home. FML
Today, I vomited so hard into the toilet that the water splashed back into my face. I instinctually moved away only to finish puking on the floor. FML
Today, I was feeling sick so I decided to lay down. As soon as I did, I felt the sudden urge to throw up, so I ran to the bathroom. When I bent over the toilet to throw up, my glasses fell in along with my vomit. Before I had a chance to retrieve them, I threw up again. And again. FML
Today, I woke up on the floor with my feet still in the bed. I had passed out while vomiting into a bucket, since I couldn't make it to the bathroom in time. The bucket had spilled all over my bed. FML
Today, I had to flush someone else's shit in the public washroom at work. It was so vile, I didn't want to get anywhere near it, so flushed it with my foot, only for it to slip off the handle and into the toilet. FML
Today, because I have an inner ear problem which gives me major vertigo and nausea, I spontaneously projectile vomited all over my bathroom. FML
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Erindub 0
Ewwww! Thats foul
sweatnut 0
that sucks. maybe you should of just spat in the sink.
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Erindub 0
Ewwww! Thats foul
sweatnut 0
that sucks. maybe you should of just spat in the sink.
waffle_house13 5
ew yucky once i had to pee and as i was undoing my belt and sitting down on the toilet i threw up all over my shirt and the floor then my mom got mad because i was so close to the toilet but missed that was not a good day ....................fml
ily1210 10
LMFAO. EXACTLY.
AndelleRae 9
Maybe it was chunky vurp (vomit burp) spit? That happens sometimes, and most people don't want to spit chunks down their bathroom sink. Either way, I feel your pain, op. That really sucks.
Chunchunchun 3
First FML to make me laugh in AGES! FYL
allen20 0
dats kewl! get your dog to eat the vomit(:
chlorinator 0
um. if the toilet was open, couldn't you have aimed for the toilet?
d2eazy 0
then the nasty shit would have splashed in her face.
Talihintti 0
1) you always spit in the sink 2) if you open the toilet, you can just as well puke there fail spotted.
TheLetterZero 7
"made my vomit"? More like "made me vomit"! Unless the smell had some incredible creation powers and placed vomit all over your feet.
Anteezy 7
Bad moderating again : / Anyway I don't get how you could forget to flush... It's something most people do out of habit. FYL
RachelTM 0
It's fixed, sorry about that! ;-)