Today, at 1am, the girl of my dreams that I've been trying for over three years to date, finally asked me out via SMS. Too bad I was asleep at the time. She now thinks I've rejected her, and will no longer speak to me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I finally got the girl of my dreams' phone number. After texting her "Hey, is this Stephanie?" I got response saying "Sorry bro, I know how you feel, she did the same thing to me." FML
Today, the woman I have been seeing said she couldn't see a future with me. This was all because I didn't text her back when I fell asleep after working a double night/morning shift. FML
Today, after the girl I fell head over heels for asked me out last night, it turns out she was so drunk at the time, she doesn't remember and doesn't want to date me at all. I'm beginning to feel like my life is some shitty movie. FML
Today, the girl of my dreams that I've been dating for months called me. Apparently she's been having recurring nightmares of me cheating on her. She dumped me "just in case." FML
Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while I was proposing. FML
Today, I finally got the guts to ask out my crush. She said yes and I was really happy. Then I woke up. FML
Today, two days after sending her flowers for Valentine's Day, my dream girl asked me on a date. She didn't show up. Her boyfriend did though. FML
Today, I asked out the girl of my dreams, the girl I've loved for 3 years. I went to her desk and surprised her with roses, chocolates, and played “All I Want for Christmas is You.” She said no. On top of that, she ate all the chocolates. FML
Today, the girl of my dreams, the one person I've met in my life that I could see myself spending the rest of it with, told me she loves me. She then specifically added "...but not in that way, so we could never be together." FML
Today, I finally built up the courage to confess my love to the girl of my dreams. She turned me down. When I asked her about all the recent receptive behavior toward me, she replied, "I thought it'd be funny." FML
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Top comments
RipIt 0
that's rather unreasonable, she probably would've turned out to be a crazy controlling bitch anyway
Squander 3
Let me get this straight, if someone doesn't answer a message sent at ONE IN THE MORNING it is assumed that the person's dead or hates them? That's just a terrible tale, FYL.
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Comments (138)
Comatose27 0
ha... wow.... you're an idiot... this is so easily fixable. who the hell let this get into fml? seriously...
Lisa89 3
Basically what other people say. FYL. Don't agree to date this insecure weirdo who gets upset if you don't reply at 1 in the morning! Or else she's messing with you.. which still makes her a insecure weirdo. So yeh.. just move on, it will do you good.
JunoB 0
Yeah, we definitely need a "you dodged a bullet" button here for these stories where someone got dumped/rejected for some ridiculous reason. It's no fml when your life would have been a whole lot more ****** if things had actually 'worked out' with the psycho.
purplemnm 9
you know you're a redneck when you live in Missouri! I was forced to live here by my small town loving father -.-
Aloira 0
Um, not everyone that lives in Missouri is a redneck, but if you live here, you know that of course. And I'm actually trying to see how this FML illustrates that anyone involved is a redneck....
blankettt 0
Come to Oklahoma for one day. You'll appreciate Missouri much more after this.
fisheatsbear 6
I whole hartedly(however you spell that) agree with that statement
purplemnm 9
37 it doesn't I just saw the chance to announce to the Internet that Missouri is a horrible place.
purplemnm 9
^^ 69 mutha *******! also in case you haven't noticed Missouri sounds like Misery so I just proved my point.
onnielief 4
at 1 am she should have realised you where asleep, and get overherself. Now think, would you really want to be with such a self centred bitch?
Acuvue 0
If you've tried explaining and she's still upset, then you definitely dodged a bullet. You don't want to be with someone like that.
droppintacos 0
bs... no one would do that...ur lying anyone would understand no matter how dumb you are..
perdix 31
It all adds up. She drunk-texted you at 1 AM, probably on a dare from one of your "friends" who knows how you feel about her. She sobered up when you got in touch with her and all those reasons why she hasn't gone out with you in three years came flooding back. You need to move on. You probably needed to move on about 2 years and 9 months ago, but you really have to do it now!
BigBoii123456 0
who says SMS
Domonator 16
Perdix, I thought pretty much the same thing, then saw that you had already said it.
rockstatic 0
Roger Ebert calls it the Idiot Plot, where the situation could be resolved by the two people just talking to each other. "Hey, I was asleep. You free on Friday?" That said, I could see her deciding against it in the morning. If the quote here isn't working, move on.
honutattoo 0
If she asked you out by text, why would you go out with someone who does that?