Today, at 1am, the girl of my dreams that I've been trying for over three years to date, finally asked me out via SMS. Too bad I was asleep at the time. She now thinks I've rejected her, and will no longer speak to me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I finally got the girl of my dreams' phone number. After texting her "Hey, is this Stephanie?" I got response saying "Sorry bro, I know how you feel, she did the same thing to me." FML
Today, the woman I have been seeing said she couldn't see a future with me. This was all because I didn't text her back when I fell asleep after working a double night/morning shift. FML
Today, after the girl I fell head over heels for asked me out last night, it turns out she was so drunk at the time, she doesn't remember and doesn't want to date me at all. I'm beginning to feel like my life is some shitty movie. FML
Today, the girl of my dreams that I've been dating for months called me. Apparently she's been having recurring nightmares of me cheating on her. She dumped me "just in case." FML
Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while I was proposing. FML
Today, I finally got the guts to ask out my crush. She said yes and I was really happy. Then I woke up. FML
Today, two days after sending her flowers for Valentine's Day, my dream girl asked me on a date. She didn't show up. Her boyfriend did though. FML
Today, I asked out the girl of my dreams, the girl I've loved for 3 years. I went to her desk and surprised her with roses, chocolates, and played “All I Want for Christmas is You.” She said no. On top of that, she ate all the chocolates. FML
Today, the girl of my dreams, the one person I've met in my life that I could see myself spending the rest of it with, told me she loves me. She then specifically added "...but not in that way, so we could never be together." FML
Today, I finally built up the courage to confess my love to the girl of my dreams. She turned me down. When I asked her about all the recent receptive behavior toward me, she replied, "I thought it'd be funny." FML
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Top comments
RipIt 0
that's rather unreasonable, she probably would've turned out to be a crazy controlling bitch anyway
Squander 3
Let me get this straight, if someone doesn't answer a message sent at ONE IN THE MORNING it is assumed that the person's dead or hates them? That's just a terrible tale, FYL.
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Comments (138)
Tsolak 0
dude if that's the type of shit she plays and she's made you wait this long? she's not worth it. I suggest finding another female and **** her in front of this beezy.
aardvarkish 17
I feel ya, bro perception is reality
hmmmummhmmm 0
she was prob drunk
dg72592_fml 0
wtf that girl is retarded... who would get upset cause someone didn't answer their text from 1 in the morning... that's dumb as shit ur lucky ur not dating her
choosemusic 0
if you explained and she's still being an idiot, don't waste your time. she's obviously not worth it. (:
beer01 0
Tell her it was 1 am!
captain_failure 0
this same thing happened to me... it sucked until i told her "sorry i was sleeping when you sent that." now we have been going out for 4 months
flauchmiester 0
the guy is supposed to make the first move anyways so that's ur fault!!
lara522 0
SHE finally asked YOU out? you were waiting for three years for her to make the first move? wimp.
OHGASM 0
Maybe she'll ask you again in a year, when she turns 13.