Today, at 1am, the girl of my dreams that I've been trying for over three years to date, finally asked me out via SMS. Too bad I was asleep at the time. She now thinks I've rejected her, and will no longer speak to me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I finally got the girl of my dreams' phone number. After texting her "Hey, is this Stephanie?" I got response saying "Sorry bro, I know how you feel, she did the same thing to me." FML
Today, the woman I have been seeing said she couldn't see a future with me. This was all because I didn't text her back when I fell asleep after working a double night/morning shift. FML
Today, after the girl I fell head over heels for asked me out last night, it turns out she was so drunk at the time, she doesn't remember and doesn't want to date me at all. I'm beginning to feel like my life is some shitty movie. FML
Today, the girl of my dreams that I've been dating for months called me. Apparently she's been having recurring nightmares of me cheating on her. She dumped me "just in case." FML
Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while I was proposing. FML
Today, I finally got the guts to ask out my crush. She said yes and I was really happy. Then I woke up. FML
Today, two days after sending her flowers for Valentine's Day, my dream girl asked me on a date. She didn't show up. Her boyfriend did though. FML
Today, I asked out the girl of my dreams, the girl I've loved for 3 years. I went to her desk and surprised her with roses, chocolates, and played “All I Want for Christmas is You.” She said no. On top of that, she ate all the chocolates. FML
Today, the girl of my dreams, the one person I've met in my life that I could see myself spending the rest of it with, told me she loves me. She then specifically added "...but not in that way, so we could never be together." FML
Today, I finally built up the courage to confess my love to the girl of my dreams. She turned me down. When I asked her about all the recent receptive behavior toward me, she replied, "I thought it'd be funny." FML
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Top comments
RipIt 0
that's rather unreasonable, she probably would've turned out to be a crazy controlling bitch anyway
Squander 3
Let me get this straight, if someone doesn't answer a message sent at ONE IN THE MORNING it is assumed that the person's dead or hates them? That's just a terrible tale, FYL.
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Comments (138)
Hunter109 0
she's psycho. but if she doesn't believe u them like that dude said, u dodged a bullet.
boomjack 2
I hate to say it, but she was probably piss drunk and just looking for someone to spend the night with.... and you missed out.
christys25 0
Just explain what happened. If she can't understand, then she's probably not worth it.
neonskittzy 0
she sounds crazy probabily a good thing you were sleeping.
KurouTenshi 0
yeah one time an Oocca tried warning me my first trial was in the dungeon to the NORTH, but I didn't get the letter until AFTER I had gotten the crap beaten out of me somewhere in the desert that lay WEST -_- stupid invisible monsters...
PsychoMerk 0
watch out for the Blehblehbleh's!!! D:
XDNurse 0
hahaha the blehblehblehs
LauraTheKiwi 0
quick, grab onto our tongues!
VolleyballSMASH 1
" what? how am I supposed to- bleeeeeeeh"
CyrusTheBlue 0
Women need to stop jumping to conclusions. FYL.
lovelyred 0
If she really likes you she: 1. Would've asked you in person. 2. Not texted you at 1 am. 3. Not have been a little bitch about you not replying. So I say screw her. And plus, where are your balls? Aren't you supposed to ask her out?
lovelyred 0
@#25 He's been trying to date her for three years, but after three years she asked him out over a text at 1 in the freaking morning? I think after three years he should have grown a pair if he really liked her. And we aren't talking about a high school dance, we're talking about an actual relationship kthx.
JS000 0
If anyone likes anyone for 3 years, they should ask. Not pine away secretly.
skyttlz 32
I asked out my bf and were still together 16 months later
chicadee17 0
ooh damn that blows.
oneoneryperv 0
No, if it blew we wouldt be reading this.
Menick47 0
#1 No dude your acctually FIRST! Bask in the awsome!...
Laurendorcus 0
it sounds like she was just messing with you. If she was interested she would have said yes to you a long time ago. Its almost like she was hoping you were asleep just to f*ck with your brain! FYL