Today, as I was washing the dishes, I felt what I thought was a mosquito on my leg. I kicked at it with my foot only to realize that I had just kicked my adopted puppy in the face. Now, whenever I come into a room, he runs to the corner and pees. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after I got off work, as I walked into the house, I noticed something running across the floor towards me and out of complete terror I kicked it halfway across my living room, not knowing what it was. Turns out it was my roommate's new puppy. FML
Today, I was woken up by my dog touching my foot, so I tried to push it away. Then I realized that I'd kicked my girlfriend in the face. FML
Today, my puppy came into my room, and I cupped his head in my hands and bent down to kiss him. As I did, I realized that the part of his head I was kissing was covered in his own shit that he'd seemingly been rolling in. FML
Today, I woke up at 5 a.m. to my dog jumping off of my bed. No big deal. I rolled over to the other side of the bed to fall back asleep and my face landed right in a puddle of his pee. I tasted it. FML
Today, I was feeding my pets and playing with my puppy when I suddenly felt something behind me. My cat is on the arm of the couch steadily spanking my butt with his paw. I can't win! FML
Today, I decided to play with my dog. I sat on the ground and whistled for him to come to me. I smiled when I saw him running at my happily. He sniffed me, turned around, lifted his leg and peed on me. FML
Today, I was watching a video about spiders. When I felt a tickle on my foot, I kicked hard in panic. It was one of our newborn kittens walking. I almost killed it. FML
Today, I couldn't sleep. I had to pee really badly but I'm terrified of the dark, so I closed my eyes all the way to the bathroom. On the way, I tripped over my dog and fell face-first into the door frame. He then humped me as my nose bled all over the floor. FML
Today, my puppy celebrated a milestone by lifting his leg to pee for the first time. Too bad it was up against my brand new soft fabric couch. FML
Today, while I was cooking, my dogs were messing around behind me. I suddenly felt a painful bite on my ass cheek and instinctively kicked back. I then realized it was my 3-year-old daughter, who was laying on the floor crying with a nose bleed. FML
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random__user 0
You deserved it, you idiot. The puppy didn't though.
sexyx0sandyyy 0
awww! poor puppy!!! how cute/sad!
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xxmollyxx 25
:(
epic_phail 0
you who said "how can it feel like a mosquito" are idiots, or don't own pets. If the pet gently grazed against you, or his whiskers or a bit of hair grazed your leg, that definatly can feel like a bug. this person is oviously not used to have a pet around and was startled to feel that on their leg.
krisFrAnHeehar 0
awwww, go rub the poor dog's belly, you idiot
poolshark 0
(@Merc) I usually am not amused when commenters reverse fmls to be from someone elses perspective, but puppy perspective is definitely a good time...
Mooshki 0
He's peeing to show he's submissive. I adopted an abused dog who did that for a few months. Don't look him straight in the eye until he gets over it, and try approaching him from as low as you can get to the ground.
Melodyfire 0
poor thing!!! show him that you dont mean him any harm and hell gradually get over it and love you again.
toolman 0
Owned. YDI
rukusrazor 0
Get a collar with a tag or bell on it.
pinkducttape 0
oh and dont rub the puppys nose in the accident - thats unhealthy for the puppy and its not really that the puppys doing it on purpose.my dog used to be really bad about getting underneath feet - i tripped on her and she was so scared for awhile of me - so i fed her some lunch meat and milk and took her on a walk. dogs are pretty forgiving. or just really like food...either way.
PaperCaper 11
My dog had his nose rubbed in poop, and emotionally scarred him for life. I'm seriously not even kidding.
calebkdesign 0
Agree with #13, Dog whiskers definitely feel like mosquito's, definitely kicked my dog a couple times!