YoshiSqu4d
Today, my father told me I was becoming violent because of the video games I play. I was playing Minecraft. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Overbearing much?
Today, my mom caught me playing Mortal Kombat and had a fit about the violence, saying she read violent video games turn young people like me into mass murderers. I’m 29 years-old with my own flat and she still tries to treat me like a dumb impressionable teenager. FML
exiledliscense
United States
Today, my dad made me quit my online school classes and go back to public school, because apparently when I'm on the computer, it makes his video games lag. FML
Phil
Cocobananas
Today, my father was cussing loudly because he lost at a Clash Royale game. He then blamed it on me for not sending him cards, and threatened to delete me from all his social media accounts. Dad, I love you, but you're downright insane. FML
welp, time to become an assassin
Rowlett, United States
Today, I was playing a video game that required me to hunt a few animals. My mom walked in, saw what I was doing, then went into her psycho vegan mode and started yelling at me. She basically grounded me for "murdering" pixels on a screen. FML
dadyoureacunt
Melbourne, Australia
Today, my dad made a big show of sending me to my room and grounding me for a week. Not because he heard me cursing at my video game, but because I "swear like a little girl" and it embarrassed him in front of his friends. FML
Anonymous
Unresolved issues
Today, I wanted to spend some time with my daughter, since I work all the time and hardly ever get time off. She wanted to play Minecraft, so played it with her. Have you ever been killed over and over in a video game by an 8 year-old? I have. FML
RobotUnicorn1209
Hamilton, Canada
Today, I got in trouble for punching my sister. Apparently, it still counts if it's in Minecraft and she looked like she was going to steal my stuff. FML
goodbye cruel world
Chula Vista, United States
Today, my dad grounded me for two weeks for profusely swearing at my misbehaving laptop. After some arguing, he actually accepted my half-joking offer to play a game of CoD over it. His condition was that if I lost, my grounding period would double. We played. He kicked my ass. FML
Anonymous
Amman, Jordan
Today, my 12-year-old son played QWOP on my laptop. Half an hour later, he virtually destroyed it in a fit of rage. FML
Binks
Bonneau, United States
Today, my dad took away my Xbox because "You never do anything active." I had just run a 5K. FML
Top comments
RichardPencil 32
He probably caught you humping zombies.
bloopaloop 27
Do you beat the shit out of everything with a pickaxe?
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (15)
WeirdUS 30
Do you get very angry when you play? Throw your controller curse ect? Just because it isn't violent doesn't mean you are handling your anger and frustration properly.
Charlie Given 28
I had a neighbor once who believed all video games, sport's and most board games(except kids board games) incite violence and ungodliness, but her one exception and by far probably the deadliest of all was regular old playing cards, guess nobody told her about poker or blackjack 🙄
WeirdUS 30
No where in the original post was that hinted at by any means. If they thought that they wouldn't have the game system to begin with.
YoshiSqu4d 17
it takes a lot to get me angry in minecraft. like losing valuable resources
bloopaloop 27
Do you beat the shit out of everything with a pickaxe?
YoshiSqu4d 17
nope
RichardPencil 32
He probably caught you humping zombies.
YoshiSqu4d 17
lol
Jackey 29
Minecraft... the gateway game.
jbuckets_404 39
From the makers of FarmVille! ;-)
Jackey 29
🤣
icalledhisname 12
Tell him he’s becoming violent because of the news he watches and/or reads. I’m so sick of people blaming video games for violence. My friends and I have raised over $2 million for nonprofit organizations by playing video games. We aren’t the only ones doing this. Gamers are doing great things for the world.
NostalgiaFreak9 43
Your dad must be an extreme environmentalist.
guppygoddess 13
Check out Pixel Surprise on YouTube :) :) (This isn’t spam, minecrafters will appreciate this one!)