Anonymous
United States
Today, for my birthday, someone left a big bottle of mouth wash on my desk with a big bow on it. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Smelly
Get the message
Today, it’s my birthday. At work, at my desk, I found this beautiful gift-wrapped box and a card that read, “From all of us, we really care about you, and hope you like your present!” I opened the box. It had body shower gel, deodorant, soap, fragrance spray, and “frizz shampoo.” Hint taken. FML
eslteacher
Korea Republic of
Today, while teaching English in Korea, my boss gave me a birthday present from her and all of my co-workers. It was a really fancy box. It had very nice wrapping. It had a pretty bow. It was kind of heavy. It was 6 bottles of dandruff shampoo. FML
random123
United States
Today, it was my birthday. My boyfriend was kind enough to give me prescription strength deodorant. FML
same
Palo Alto, United States
Today, my boyfriend decided to gift me soap, a razor, and deodorant for my birthday. FML
Birthday blues
Today, it's my birthday. I lit my birthday candles on the cake I made myself and blew them out alone, while my worthless husband sat on the couch stuffing Doritos in his face. My present? He sprayed Lysol in the bathroom after he took a dump. FML
Gabrielguitar
United States
Thanks, I guess…
Today, it was my birthday and everyone in the office chipped in to buy me a card, and nothing but a card. It had a pre-written message on it and a space to write "Love, *insert name*" where everyone signed their names. The "Love" was crossed out and replaced with "From". FML
Anonymous
Australia
Unhappy birthday
Today, my cleaner wished me a happy birthday. My family and friends forgot. FML
Anonymous
Las Vegas, United States
Today, it's my 40th birthday. I got two presents by mail: a jar of wrinkle cream from a market research company, and an ad from a funeral home. FML
Kensie
United States
HB!
Today, it is mine and my twin sister's birthday. We both wanted a day at the spa for our birthday. My sister got a gift certificate to the spa, while I got mouthwash and a $20 gift card to Target. My mom said it would cost too much to make me also pretty. FML
Anonymous
Oh gosh
Today, I noticed a strange mark on the inside of my mouthwash bottle. As I was bending down to investigate, my hands tightened around the bottle and mouthwash squirted in my eye. It still burns. FML
Top comments
lolwut_fail 0
The big bow is a nice touch.
24788 7
Either it's a gag gift or someone really is sending you a message in a hostile way.
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Comments (97)
pelica 0
aww!
MissyWissyKach 0
mmm minty
B4SK3TB4IL 0
true
katsteak 0
damn.
steierr 7
at least u get presents :( jkjkjk
Slythrr 0
your breath stinks hint hint
lolwut_fail 0
The big bow is a nice touch.
ccftw 0
I agree haha
24788 7
Either it's a gag gift or someone really is sending you a message in a hostile way.
Chidge 0
Well mate, that's oral hygene.
genesisdeleon 0
maybe you should gargle more often? :P
Blanadestroyer 0
Wait, you didn't notice the TopDentist gift card we left you too?
hayride1987 0
clearly you have bad breath... happy birthday!
elliebutton 0
Take a hint? Sorry about that though.
Trix_Disorder 20
Ouch. But you got free mouthwash!
paxromana 0
Hint hint? Okay, there isn't a very obvious silver lining to this dark cloud, but perhaps they didn't want to be rude and confrontational? I don't know. I probably would be the office worker to leave secret gifts with subliminal messages, too. And HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Now you'll have a minty fresh smile.