Today, as I was crossing an intersection, a car ran a red light and almost hit me. This kind of thing happens a lot in my town so I'm used to almost being run-down, except this time it was a small boy on his father's lap steering. The dad was laughing. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, when I crossed the street, I almost died because of a careless driver, but when I crossed it again on my way back, I got hit by a bicycle. FML
Today, I almost got run over on my bike by a truck who raced through a red light. After narrowly avoiding a collision, the car slowed down. Instead of apologizing for almost killing me, the driver stuck his head out of the window and yelled, "Nice ass!" FML
Today, while in the car with my mom, she gave me a lecture about how bad of a driver I am. During that process she ran a red light and hit a car. FML
Today, I was hit by a car speeding through an intersection after the light had already turned red. Still partly blacked out, I crawled onto the sidewalk and I sat down. The woman rolled down her car window and yelled, "Watch where you're going!" as she drove by. FML
Today, a guy drove straight into an intersection, running a stop sign and narrowly missing my car. I had to swerve into a snow bank to avoid him. He stopped long enough to see that I had a toddler in my car, before flipping me off and driving away. FML
Today, I was out jogging. As I took a rest to have a drink of water, a car pulled onto the sidewalk and bumped into me. Not just any car; my dad's car. He then drove away. FML
Today, trying to be a good role model for the kids behind me, I stopped and thoroughly checked both sides of the road before crossing. I still managed to get hit by a car. FML
Today, on the way home from a night out, I crossed the main road in my town via the traffic lights. As I got to the other side, a guy turned to his two friends and 'whispered' with a look of disgust, "I would've run that one over." Thanks. FML
Today, I was walking my son to school. After yelling at him for not looking where he's walking, I grabbed his hand and pulled him closer to me. Not paying attention, I walked him right into a light pole. FML
Today, I was riding my bike down a road I know is quite hazardous. Having almost been hit in the same spot the day before, I rode across the intersection very satisfied without having been injured. Until I crashed into the guy front of me and flipped over my handlebars. FML
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Top comments
Cloudberry 10
Holy crap that is very dangerous and very illegal. I hope you got his plate number!
imp4ct 15
Wow. That father deserves some punches in the balls, just to be sure he doesn't get any more kids.
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Comments (159)
LadyGore 12
That's some badass parenting right there. /facepalm If you wanna do that, go to an empty parking lot at night, Society is ******. -__-
gracehi 33
This happens to you "all the time?" No respect, I tell ya. No respect.
emmaweeee 0
What a responsible parent... not!
murdersquirrel 15
Really, you aren't one to judge responsibility when you put your phone number, birthdate, graduation date on your profile. Just saying.
beastiness 14
That's ****** up, it's the same round here running or biking on the side of the road is like suicide, can't count the times I've almost been hit, but having ignorant bad drivers is one thing letting a little kid drive is another thing completely
I_Punch_Babies 7
i hope we dont get any more asshole lawyers blaming those grand theft auto videogames for this
DocBastard 40
Youngest masshole ever.
Ray_of_midnight 23
You know our state motto in Mass. was written by Alfred, Lord Tennyson, right? "To strive, to seek, to find, and never to yield."
robincakes94 8
That Junior sure is a problem child... :/
mb1106 4
Sounds like texas
AndrewRoks1998 2
Designated driver?
VasilisaUzhasnaj 29
I has a sad whenever your comments are in the negative, Noor :< I give you my thumb as well!
calivianya 29
Why is it the the police are never, ever around when someone's doing something dangerous, but the second you hit 50 in a 40 zone, they're everywhere?