Today, on the way home from a night out, I crossed the main road in my town via the traffic lights. As I got to the other side, a guy turned to his two friends and 'whispered' with a look of disgust, "I would've run that one over." Thanks. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I almost got run over on my bike by a truck who raced through a red light. After narrowly avoiding a collision, the car slowed down. Instead of apologizing for almost killing me, the driver stuck his head out of the window and yelled, "Nice ass!" FML
Today, as I was crossing an intersection, a car ran a red light and almost hit me. This kind of thing happens a lot in my town so I'm used to almost being run-down, except this time it was a small boy on his father's lap steering. The dad was laughing. FML
Today, I was driving home, when some kid on a motorbike shot in front of me from the pavement, almost running me off the road. When I confronted him, he screamed, "Watch where you're going next time!" If I could flush every last one of these human turds from the toilet of life, I would. FML
Today, I got rear ended. The guy flashed his lights at me to pull over, so I pulled into the side of the road. He drove away. FML
Today, while walking down the street I thought it would be funny to moon a crowd of old people taking a photo, in a few seconds a couple of them started pointing in my direction... Turns out they were pointing at the car that ran me over shortly after. FML
Today, I thought I'd be safe by looking before crossing a one way street unlike I normally do. Too bad I looked the wrong way and didn't see the car that hit me. FML
Today, I was at a red light when the guy next to me gave me that look people give when they want a street race. I won, but I should've seen the word "Sheriff" written on the side of his car. FML
Today, I went out with my friends. As I was heading home late, I heard the stop light beeping, meaning I could go, but some cocky prick thought he could drive past before I walked, but nope, I was met with his tire as it ran over my foot. Now I have to go to school with a cast on. FML
Today, I was driving through a crossroad on the main road. A driver from the right got road rage, as I didn't let him go first. He drove past me and started brake-checking me. After that he followed me over whole city to scream and curse at me in front of my flat. I didn't break any the laws. FML
Today, I watched as a guy hit my car, laugh when he saw me running towards him, and drive away. FML
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Top comments
iBrittanyy 17
Wtf? Ge wanted to run you over cuz he didnt think you were hot? Thats wrong on so many levels. Future sociopath.
Alex708 0
That guy is a jerk!
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Comments (58)
Alex708 0
That guy is a jerk!
brianred5 0
you shouldve thrown something at his car as he drove by
bettadenne1 0
u shoulda knocked his ass out
rstroupe 0
how do u know what they said??? sounds like BS to me
blazingman311 1
A valid point! I see everyone here bypassed this major point by making the critical mistake of assuming the OP has ears. You genuine retard.
Mauskau 36
LOL at blazing! try flashing your boobs at them next time.
demon1k 0
you deserve it for being hideous.
justmel_fml 0
woo! Blackpool!
isaiah614 0
i think that was me
captainmarshall1 0
@5 - Reread the post dumbass. That is all. Thankyou for your time :)
bsteiger 0
if ur ugly u deserve it if ur hot then I'm sorry
AnnieGagaBby 0
this is funny :)
iBrittanyy 17
Wtf? Ge wanted to run you over cuz he didnt think you were hot? Thats wrong on so many levels. Future sociopath.
Kel_x 0
Poor you, but that's hilarious. Notice how if you're out of England people aren't that abusive? I miss England, I never should have moved.
iSwag 0
really? lol not saying you deserve it but it is kinda funny
DavidCooksAngel 0
DavidCooksAngel 0
you must have very good hearing. to be able to hear them "whisper" from the car.
riverhed 0
reading comprehension ftw
kikiface 1
no one said they were in a car?
nickforthewin 0
did you notice the sarcastic 'whispered' part, smart one?
kikiface 1
aww op, i wouldn't have run you over :[
greeneyedgoalie7 0
I would have lol
kennarama 0
Very rude. Sorry op. :(
kikiface 1
besides the obvious sarcasm, nowhere in the post did it say the guys were in a car. they were probably on the other side of the street