Today, as I left class, I felt a tug on my rucksack from behind. Thinking it was just someone deliberately dragging me back, I struggled to let myself free and shouted, "Let go!" I looked over my shoulder just to find that one the straps was trapped in the doorhandle. Everyone was in hysterics. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was sitting in the lecture hall. A girl walked by to get to her seat and her dress got caught on the handles, lifting it up. She didn't notice but I did, so I tried to take it off the handles. She turned around to see me holding her dress up. FML
Today, I shouted, "Fuck off!" out of reflex when I felt someone behind me grab my bag and pull it off my shoulder. It turned out to be an elderly man with a walking stick, who was trying to steady himself in a busy crowd. FML
Today, I was walking around school alone and felt someone tap my back. I laughed and turned around to find no one was there. I felt confused when I felt the tapping again, which is when I chose to yell at the nearest person, "What?!" I later found out it was a bottle in my backpack tapping me. FML
Today, as I tried to get off the bus, my bag and the hand holding it got stuck between the exit doors. I dropped the bag in panic, but the driver wouldn't let me off until we got to the next stop. I had to walk all the way back to get my bag. FML
Today, I ran for the train that was about to leave. I tried to hold the doors open with my leg and got stuck. The conductor just yelled out how unbelievable and ridiculous I was and waited 2 minutes to finally release me. Everyone was laughing at me. FML
Today, I finally got the guts to walk out of class 30 minutes early, only to find that the back door was locked. As I stood there like an idiot trying to get it open, all 200 people in my class turned to laugh. My professor stared at me. I then walked back to my seat, sat down, and unpacked. FML
Today, as I was about to open a door at school, a student opened it and hit me. As I recovered and was about to open it again, someone else opened the door, hitting me again. Everyone laughed. FML
Today, I was in class and felt something tugging on my hair. I thought it was caught on the chair, so I turned around a little to look. The guy behind me was holding my hair and smelling it. He gave me a creepy smile, winked, and continued. FML
Today, I was in a hurry trying to get into my locker, but it stuck. After a few frustrating attempts, I finally managed to get it open. In anger, I threw the door open, but it bounced back and hit me in the head. My natural reflex was to jerk forward, giving myself a black eye from the hook inside. I got in a fight with my locker and lost. FML
Today, I was trying on some clothes in the store's changing room, when someone reached under the door and grabbed my purse, shoes, and pants. FML
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xdevotchkax 0
did you ever think to look behind you before you started your epic battle with the door? o_o
Xellith 5
owned.
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Comments (62)
capthavoc123 0
I could understand if you were all alone when this happened, but did you really think someone was going to rape or assault you in the middle of a classroom full of people?
purinbichi09 0
I agree with
dabomblyktiktikk 0
NOO YOU LEFT ME HANGING! ToT
shellough 0
u fucktards everyone of u i swear to god if i hear another fml i will go insane! u people have nothing better to do then just blert it out? u ******* retards
kevind23 0
HURR DURR, I READ NUTSACK, I LEARN 4 GRADE ENGLISH
Captain_Ufail 0
hahahaha dumbass lol
ScaryyMary 14
I'm just wondering what the hell a "rucksack" is... :S
DameGreyWulf 1
backpack
jisatsu 0
ok i think we all agree for at lest 3 seconds we thought you were talking about your balls.
victory25 0
LoL! I bet you said "Let Go!!!" really, really loud too!!! LoL!!!-
DeTard 0
Wow, this is an FML? You got laughed at by your class once? Big ****** deal, it's called life. It happens sometimes. Had you gotten hurt doing so, or had you done this while walking into an assembly late and done this in front of 500+ and got everyone's attention, sure, FML. But the way this happened, you're just a whiny bitch. Everyone gets made fun of at some point in school, it's how you react to it that matters. You failed.
jet223 20
FMLs do not need to be horrible tragic incidents. It's just a funny embarrassing story. So **** off.
CallMeHush 1
Turtle much?