Today, I was in a hurry trying to get into my locker, but it stuck. After a few frustrating attempts, I finally managed to get it open. In anger, I threw the door open, but it bounced back and hit me in the head. My natural reflex was to jerk forward, giving myself a black eye from the hook inside. I got in a fight with my locker and lost. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I gave the back door a slight nudge to make sure it was latched shut. Of course, it flew wide open, causing me to smash my face into the doorframe, fall out onto the back porch writhing in pain, and have blood pissing out of my face. FML
Today, during a major argument with my girlfriend, I shoved a door open, which then rebounded and hit me in the face. I'm not sure which is more pathetic: that I was savaged by a door, or that I made up a story about kicking a mugger's ass to explain the huge black eye to my coworkers. FML
Today, I tried to open a door with a dramatic kick, like in the movies. The door didn’t budge, but my shoe flew off and hit me in the face. FML
Today, at work, I decided to try and impress this girl walking behind me by holding the door open for her. As she was walking through, I inadvertently pulled the door too hard. It slammed against the wall and ricochet back, hitting her right in the face. FML
Today, whilst heading out the door to go to work, my lanyard got caught on the doorknob inside, and I watched my keys swing back inside as the door closed behind me. It was locked. FML
Today, I was terribly late for class, so I rushed to the classroom door, thinking it was unlocked. I smacked face-first into the glass, and awkwardly fell to the floor. Once I got back up, I peeked through the glass, only to realise it wasn't even my class. FML
Today, as I was about to open a door at school, a student opened it and hit me. As I recovered and was about to open it again, someone else opened the door, hitting me again. Everyone laughed. FML
Today, as I rushed to get my pants on, I slipped and bashed my forehead against the solid oak back board of my bed. School starts in 30 minutes and I look like I lost a boxing match horribly. FML
Today, I was in a store using the only bathroom there. After I was done, I realized I couldn't open the door. Panicked it locked me in, I banged on the door, and screamed for help. The security and a whole group of people gathered, only to find that I was pulling the door instead of pushing it. FML
Today, my alarm went off. I reached to swat it, missed, slipped, smacked my face on my dresser, and fell on the floor. As I picked myself up off the floor, I hit my head on the open top drawer of my other dresser. In 30 seconds of consciousness, I was attacked by two pieces of furniture. FML
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b_anhero 0
look on the bright side: your natural reflex is to charge, head first, into danger.
random210 0
bahahaha. I always had that problem in high school.
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random210 0
bahahaha. I always had that problem in high school.
Melaniee_fml 0
i always hit the kid with the locker below mine in the head
suppressed08 2
You two are lucky, we can't have lockers :/
LOLatU87 0
BOOM!!! Headshot?
FirstBornUnicorn 0
I don't have lockers at my highschool either. We don't need lockers because we don't use textbooks.
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Darn it my comment didn't show and I'm not gonna type it again I wish I could post a dam comment, but noo! it's like tryna winn the lottery posting a comment!
DudeImBetter 0
yea but now you can make up a cool story about how you saved a baby from vicious lions and then once you killed the lions an animal rights advocate came up to you and punched you in the eye. You're gonna get so much pussi.
woofis 0
my highschool is so ghetto. we have cubbys that go so high people have to climb up on everybody elses to get to theirs. it always smells bad, you cab see the vents, one day there where just maggots crawling around.
Jessi2487 0
25- ur school does use textbooks?? either u go to school in LAUSD or some forgot to order some... jus sayin
ladies_man217 0
This is a stupid fml
Abbie_luv 0
we dont hve lockers either v.v
Abbie_luv 0
we dont hve lockers either v.v
WearingHats 14
I'm sure you're getting a fantastic education.
partridgeA 0
we have a fairly small school so we all have lockers that are big so no one is under/over you :P
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
I never use my locker, so I don't think I will have this problem unless she gets mad at me for ignoring her. Lockers can be sadistic little bitches!
LoganBballin16 0
hahahaha this fml Is so funny! lmao!!
remy3106 10
41 the op is a girl lol unless she is a lesbian I don't think she will be getting any pussy
b_anhero 0
look on the bright side: your natural reflex is to charge, head first, into danger.
DudeImBetter 0
106 oh never mind then, she still has to make up a story tho.
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
She could say she was in a abusive relationship and needs to be comforted. or she got in a catfight with another bitchy girl
omgiitsme03 0
gotta be smarter than the locker.
rallets 23
i fought the locker and the locker won, i fought the locker and the locker won
remy3106 10
117 I agree with u, she needs to seem likeless of a loser haha but she mght be gettin some dick!
deathcab7 0
i would have loved to see this op.
izzyfiorent 0
same
turtlemansam 6
Notice, even though they changed the reply system, PPL STILL REPLY TO FIRST COMMENT!
iSnowboard 0
pics or it didn't happen
Jessi2487 0
137 and so did u
DudeImBetter 0
123 oh yea guys love it when girls have black eyes, I think it's so sexy lol jk.
airpoft 0
karma WIN
Lils123 0
LMFAO! Good one!
CelloNerd 0
fun
mrfruits 0
cunty mc fun
bravesfan112233 0
frail
Anteezy 7
Way too long not an fml, just you being stupid.
ZomgWeAreClubKid 0
Hahaha, this just made my day. XD
ShadyFTW1 0
u are cute as hell
underaegis 0
heh mine too
WTSchool 0
Me three. I laughed pretty darn hard at the image of this. xDD
kristadoodle 8
It reminds me of an episode of Spongebob when he tries to open a tube of toothpaste with a wrench and ends up with a blackeye. x.o
5up3rTAN 0
this did nothing for me :-/
SaintE_fml 0
really!!!!!
mayaaaxoxo 0
hahahahahh!
alex1432 9
I hated my high school's lockers... that's why I just carried all my books in my backpack
brit8741 0
8- W'ere not allowed to carry backpacks because it means someone's going to bring a gun to school.
bouncer_detail 0
File a lawsuit. In today's world, you'd either win or settle for a good chunk of change.
bigbadtim 7
Sue the locker for assult. LOL
sipher16 0
that's what's wrong with America everyone wants to sue everyone for stupid shit. one of my buddies got killed in action and his parents tried to sue the army for "negligence". stupid, people just want money and they dont want to work for it.
bigbadtim 7
Sorry about your buddy.
NaniisBadxP 0
haha that made me laugh :] good one
Swimmer248 0
So, what was it stuck to ?