Today, as I left class, I felt a tug on my rucksack from behind. Thinking it was just someone deliberately dragging me back, I struggled to let myself free and shouted, "Let go!" I looked over my shoulder just to find that one the straps was trapped in the doorhandle. Everyone was in hysterics. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was sitting in the lecture hall. A girl walked by to get to her seat and her dress got caught on the handles, lifting it up. She didn't notice but I did, so I tried to take it off the handles. She turned around to see me holding her dress up. FML
Today, I shouted, "Fuck off!" out of reflex when I felt someone behind me grab my bag and pull it off my shoulder. It turned out to be an elderly man with a walking stick, who was trying to steady himself in a busy crowd. FML
Today, I was walking around school alone and felt someone tap my back. I laughed and turned around to find no one was there. I felt confused when I felt the tapping again, which is when I chose to yell at the nearest person, "What?!" I later found out it was a bottle in my backpack tapping me. FML
Today, as I tried to get off the bus, my bag and the hand holding it got stuck between the exit doors. I dropped the bag in panic, but the driver wouldn't let me off until we got to the next stop. I had to walk all the way back to get my bag. FML
Today, I ran for the train that was about to leave. I tried to hold the doors open with my leg and got stuck. The conductor just yelled out how unbelievable and ridiculous I was and waited 2 minutes to finally release me. Everyone was laughing at me. FML
Today, I finally got the guts to walk out of class 30 minutes early, only to find that the back door was locked. As I stood there like an idiot trying to get it open, all 200 people in my class turned to laugh. My professor stared at me. I then walked back to my seat, sat down, and unpacked. FML
Today, as I was about to open a door at school, a student opened it and hit me. As I recovered and was about to open it again, someone else opened the door, hitting me again. Everyone laughed. FML
Today, I was in class and felt something tugging on my hair. I thought it was caught on the chair, so I turned around a little to look. The guy behind me was holding my hair and smelling it. He gave me a creepy smile, winked, and continued. FML
Today, I was in a hurry trying to get into my locker, but it stuck. After a few frustrating attempts, I finally managed to get it open. In anger, I threw the door open, but it bounced back and hit me in the head. My natural reflex was to jerk forward, giving myself a black eye from the hook inside. I got in a fight with my locker and lost. FML
Today, I was trying on some clothes in the store's changing room, when someone reached under the door and grabbed my purse, shoes, and pants. FML
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xdevotchkax 0
did you ever think to look behind you before you started your epic battle with the door? o_o
Xellith 5
owned.
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arienh4 0
Please read this, reread it and then get your head out of your ass. "Fmylife.com is a weird and wonderful addition to the web. It’s a collection of everyday anecdotes and stories likely to happen to anyone and everyone, sent to us exclusively by our users, which we then publish on the site. This is a space where you can let it all out and unwind by sharing the little things that screw with your day, and maybe realize that you are not alone in experiencing day to day crap. Posts start with 'Today' and end with 'FML'. The site is meant to be fun to read and can be enjoyed on a daily basis."
loninessYman 0
haha ha , i am in hysteric ,too!
Willthediscusguy 0
OMG YOUR LIFE IS COMPLETELY F**KED :P
shadowoftheday_fml 0
Don't assume you have friends... :D
zgirl3229 0
That is so funny, I would love to see that xD
jc420 0
Lol quality FML
sassyjesSa 0
that happened to me! but I was running bcuz I was late to class , and my backpack got stuck in the Door handle and I fell on my ass! everyone saw bcuz my h.s has windows instead of walls.
dabomblyktiktikk 0
do u get teased a lot? not turning around first kinda implies that. and lol, that's funny. its okay. think of it this way. you made an entire group of your classmates laugh, plus the 18,830 who voted here on fml, plus the nameless others who didnt. so really thats at least 18,840 ppl laughing cuz of one tiny mistake u made that ppl probably forgot the next day. i think that it's completely worth it, and that you're being a little selfish making this an fml. although then not all of us would have seen it. the selfish part was a joke. dont feel bad, op. if you had friends, you probably still have them!
shoecrazy 5
should've turned around lol
krissydreams 0
awww that's embarrassing