Today, as always, my mother hates my life choices. Particularly my hair for some reason. As she's always whinging about it being dyed blonde, I dyed it back to my natural colour again to appease her, and stop the constant bullying. She hates it. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I decided I wanted to bleach my hair, so I asked my mother for help. Apparently, something went wrong, because clumps of my hair started falling out. Now I'm half blonde and half bald, and my mom is just laughing at me. FML
Today, I decided to bleach my hair but then my mom got mad and put my hair in a bun after helping bleach it. Mind you, it is currently blonde orange and black and I don't think it worked, and my hair is fried. FML
Today, my mom was feeling down because of her gray hairs. In an attempt to cheer her up, I suggested that she dye them. Her hair turned orange. FML
Today, I came home to find my girlfriend had dyed her hair a ridiculous bright color. She knows I absolutely fucking despise brightly colored hair on women. FML
Today, yet again, I had to dye my hair brown in advance of the new school year, because my school doesn't allow "unapproved" colors, even if they're natural. FML
Today, my mother had a full-on hissy fit because of the clothes I was wearing. Not because she thought they were inappropriate, but because I was "stealing her look." FML
Today, I came to the decision that I needed some variety in my life, so I decided to get a haircut. My mom insisted that she could do it and that she had experience because she cuts my dad's short hair. I had thick, long hair. Now, my hair is uneven, ugly and short. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided to get a new haircut. Now, she hates the haircut and blames me for, in her words, "turning me into something I'm not." FML
Today, as I was brushing my teeth, I heard my mum praying to God to help her "get rid of such a stupid child". I have no idea what I've done wrong, and she's refused to talk to me all day. FML
Today, like every other day, my mother, who I live with due to circumstances outside my control, harasses me every twenty minutes and generally treats me like her personal slave. When I dared complain, she had the audacity to tell me I’m lucky to “live a life of service.” Yeah, fuck you too. FML
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Top comments
blueknight1st 26
You do you. If you want to be blonde then be blonde. If you live your life to make other people happy then you won’t be.
live_to_love 25
Live your life and for yourself. She will never be pleased. I am sad for people like her who will never be happy. Next time just nod and leave.
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Comments (8)
live_to_love 25
Live your life and for yourself. She will never be pleased. I am sad for people like her who will never be happy. Next time just nod and leave.
Skydome6666 6
sounds like your mum needs a good dicking. sign her up to a dating site.
Yudith 28
Wear a hidjab and watch her freak out.
blueknight1st 26
You do you. If you want to be blonde then be blonde. If you live your life to make other people happy then you won’t be.
Peaches1914 13
It’s not about your hair
mssileas 25
That's actually good for you, she set the example herself: no reason to ever listen to her opinion since it changes like the wind. You can be free now, seeing as she has nothing of value to contribute to your choices.
Alessa Noriega 5
You deserve it for changing yourself trying to make someone else happy 🤷🏻♂️
ftpallday666 16
At least I’m not the only one