Today, an attractive guy told me he wanted to get to know me and see me again. When I told my boyfriend, in hopes of stirring up some jealousy, he said "he'll regret it when he finds out what you're like in bed, trust me." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I made the mistake of telling my boyfriend that I once fooled around innocently with another girl. He’s now trying to force me to "explore my bisexuality". Not because he thinks it’s a healthy expression, but he thinks it’s "hot" and wants to set up threesomes. FML
Today, after months of hardcore flirting with this incredibly attractive guy, he invited me to hang out. At which point he introduced me to his boyfriend. FML
Today, I heard my boyfriend telling a female friend that his ex was so gorgeous and out of his league that it made him feel inadequate, and so he now only dates within reach. She told him he's hot enough to have anyone he wants. 30 seconds later they were tongue-deep in each other's throat. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had a friend over. This friend was talking about how two girls were trying to get with him. My boyfriend said, "I wouldn't ever fuck the blonde one, but I would do the other one in a heartbeat." Then, realizing what he'd just said, he hesitantly added, "…if I was single." FML
Today, I was flirting with this guy that had been forced to be my lab partner for class. He was really funny and attractive, too. In the middle of our conversation he said "You're so cute! You remind me of my boyfriend!" FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's parents. Later on, his mom pulls me aside and tells me to back off, saying he will never marry someone like me and he should be with a nice girl like his ex. They broke up after he found her in his bed with his roomate. FML
Today, I had sex with a guy I've liked for ages. We were lying in his bed afterwards, and he mumbled the word "happy". I thought it was really sweet, until he repeated himself. "My girlfriend probably won't be too happy about this." FML
Today, I was with my boyfriend, and things were getting pretty heated. Trying to be sexy, I told him that every time we touched was a guilty pleasure. He rolled off of me, and said "Oh, you're married too?" FML
Today, my boyfriend of three years decided it was finally time to have sex. After we did, he told me that he was sleeping with another girl. He wanted to have sex with me to see who was better. FML
Today, I overheard my boyfriend bragging about me to his friends, telling them I have a great smile, cute hair, and very perky tits. This wouldn't be so bad if we weren't both men. FML
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Top comments
amiemariej 0
when you act like a bitch, expect to be treated like one
hateplow 3
win. jealousy games are weak.
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Comments (146)
grigz 0
cool story bro
cole86 0
it was a very cool story bro
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Supa koo story, bro.
velvel 7
lol I wrote the same thing and it was moderated as spam. weird story... bros? anyway. stirring jealousy fail = ydi
deannamarie12 0
Ouch. That was uncalled for, no? >.<
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
At least you can get laid, op!(:
ScaughtieHolden 11
31, Your comment had nothing to do with a reply to 2.
INTHEFAACE 0
that wasn't very uncalled for because A he's porbably kidding and B she should have just told the other dude she had a bf so none of this would have happened!!!
thatgingerkid 0
neither did yours 77 and neither did mine what hell are we doing?
kickassmofo 0
not funny.
SoccerForTheWin 5
It did and didn't cuz she was trying to use another guy to her advantage
amiemariej 0
when you act like a bitch, expect to be treated like one
quaddrummer93 0
Exactly. Why would you try to intentionally piss your boyfriend off? Thats just wrong
DaemonSadi 0
seconded.
zazooftanzania 4
BF Win, FINISH HER lol
maggieroxs10797 0
veryyyyy tru!
abi96 0
yeah, ydi
sparkey0127 0
Dooo itttt!!
GreatGeak 8
yea YDI
yuggi1 11
Wait it! OP is not a lost soul yet. In my defense to her I'll say that at least she didn't pick the new guy over her boyfriend right away. So maybe OP is.... impulsive, it doesn't mean she's a bad girlfriend. In fact, I think that as long as she did nothing with the new guy she is fine.
godofcyanide 8
It doesn't seem that she was even intending to see the other guy - for all we know, she turned him down. While OP clearly was asking for trouble, her BF's response was brutal. Even if he's kidding, there is always truth in a joke. That's just not something I'd say (even in jest) unless I was looking to get out of an unsatisfying relationship. What does a man expect to gain by that kind of a comment? Why didn't OP's man be a man and talk this out with her way before it came to this? tl;dr: OP's plan backfired, FHL, but, when you play with fire, you may get more burned than you bargained for.
Cass3m0 0
FATALITY, for OP. :D
foreverspellman 0
89, I for one think that if a woman will go as far as to tell her man that another man wants her... just to see if her man would be jealous, is quite petty and childish. That's basically saying "Hey, this dude wants me, u mad bro?". I think he did the right thing. Even if he was kidding, her own actions got her feelings hurt. So she's upset because he hurt her. How'd you feel if your girlfriend said that kind of thing to you? No matter how much you trust a person you gotta wonder why they'd even say such a thing. It's quite hurtful. In some cases it can be a good thing. Knowing how attractive your woman is based on their attention is kind of a morale booster... but to make such a dick move as the OP did, she deserves the response given.
godofcyanide 8
An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind...
BritishHobo 0
I think that comment was meant to be applied to broader problems than 'boy makes joke to get back at bitch of a girlfriend'.
ArentICute 0
Why would you even want to stir up jealousy?
Fog_of_bodem 0
Lol way to go
MiniNub 16
I have an idea. Go to a lake if you're gonna be fishing. Compliments are hard to catch either way.
meintx 9
Ask your bf if you're better than his hand, cause that's all he's got to look forward to. Lol
Alleged_Cranium 7
There are some girls that guys date simply because the guy is too lazy to **********.
meintx 9
Wow, I couldn't imagine being worse than a hand job. If that's the case she needs to try a little more.
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
How can you be too lazy to **********?! two pumps and I'm done.... jk!
RedPillSucks 33
Don't be modest I_iz_B_a_troll, I've been told that you've got popeye arms.
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Git me my spinach and a little olive oil and I think I know what I'm doin this weekend!
FMLrey 0
lol ^
hateplow 3
win. jealousy games are weak.
ScreamAimFire 0
Maybe you're really good in bed and you'd destroy your boyfriends piece? Lol who am i kidding, take 40 year old virgins advice and run through some hood rats and get good at it before you sleep with someone you care about xD
LouieLZ 5
cool pic! bad advice...
sguitaradam 5
Games in relationships are for losers. When people do stuff like that, is the reaction they get ever what they want? no, it's not. Son, O am disappoint.
Dweron 0
" that's not what your dad said" and just walked away. that would've been funny
ScreamAimFire 0
are you that person with the friends that have a fake laugh for occasions like these?
thelastavailable 13
^^touche :D
fistnazal 10
hahah. now that's funny riaght thar
Perdition 4
I'm having a hard time deciding if Dweron is a female or a male. Thoughts?
7lollypop7 0
Just a really feminine male
Jimboom 12
YDI for trying to play little games with your partner to make yourself feel better. You played a game, it backfired and instead of a pick me up you got put down. I believe Nelson Muntz coined the phrase that would apply here.
11wanda11 6
this guy couldn't care less about you, don't give him any more. lose him, try the new guy out!
richarosky 0
wtf?! shr acted like a bitch and probably sux at bed
bswole 1
so she should move on because shes too fake?
CANNIBALx 0
too fake? where'd you get fake from? and they don't seem like they love eachother very much, and if the sex sucks, then what's the point?
yuggi1 11
What if the boyfriend's comment was guarded? Maybe he did felt jealous, only he didn't want her to feel victorious. Guys don't like to show their weaknesses, you know. I doubt OP is a bad person for trying to stir an emotion inside her partner. Maybe she was feeling like he didn't pay enough attention to her.
fearfulsymmetry 1
#65: If she felt that way, she should have discussed that with her boyfriend. Playing games to make your significant other feel bad is incredibly hurtful and disrespectful. You have a lot to learn if you think this sort of behavior is acceptable. And you should know better than to make generalizations about how men act, you can't label every man as the type to keep their weaknesses to themselves, there are men out there who are very open about that sort of thing. You should grow up a little.