Today, after years of thinking I was weird for never being attracted to anyone, I realized that for the first time in my life I actually have a crush on someone. That 'someone' is my English teacher. He is 60. I am 18. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I learned that the guy I've had a crush on for almost 6 months at work is significantly younger than me. So young that I could have been his babysitter growing up. He's 21, I'm 34. FML
Today, I found out my most attractive co-worker has a crush on me. I'm 53. She's 16.. FML
Today, I found out the guy I had a huge crush on back in college, and still think of every day, actually did like me back. Except I’ve been married for nearly 8 years to someone else. FML
Today, during parent/teacher conferences, my mom told my Chemistry teacher that I have an intense crush on him. There are still 7 months left in the school year. FML
Today, for the first time in my life, a girl has a crush on me. Too bad it's my co-worker's five year old granddaughter. FML
Today, I found out that the guy I've been crushing on for months is actually 15 years old. I'm 22. Not only is it gross, but it's also illegal. FML
Today, I (35) have a crush on my supervisor (55) [we're both managers). I cannot get my mind off them. They are married and have kids my age. It's not just looks, but how they treat me, feels like they actually respect me, which I don’t feel like people do. I know nothing will happen between us, but can't stop thinking about them. FML
Today, I realized I have a crush on one of my co-workers. I’m married. I would never ever act on it but it’s really scaring me that I have these feelings and can’t make them go away. FML
Today, I've actually developed a crush on a guy I never intended to crush on, and also can't have. For one he's married and utterly devoted to his wife. And even if that weren't true, he's so far out of my league I need binoculars to see him. And to top it all of? He's fictional. FML
Today, my 70 year-old coworker gave me a letter telling me he was attracted to me, and wishes to have a relationship in which he can 'hold me in his arms every night'. I'm 21. FML
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crystalmethod 0
So, you like them old and experienced?
orndog 0
Call me
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Comments (232)
quint9 0
cool! im sure he'd love some of you
fmlxxxx 0
this is AWESOME for the teacher Stay late after class and give him a BJ, see what he does
MiniatureMayhem 0
I'm attracted to older men too, I wouldn't have a problem dating a 60-year-old as long as he's ridiculously good looking for his age (there are a lot of men like this, I know a guy who's turning 70 in a couple months and he looks like he's in his mid-40s). But I usually draw the line at about 45 or 50.
jyd62 0
I wish u guys a long lol and happy relationship
dazzlingstar1987 0
ewww old saggy balls lol
kurukururock 0
D'aww, I know exactly how you feel! I have a crush on my music teacher. I'm 19 and he's 41.
iazy9 14
well atleast she isnt weird for never havung a crush
judomemo 0
mark Harmon is super sexy and he is 58
CrazeDblaze 0
TILF!!!!.... teacher I like to ****
lovejuju 3
ahha^^ some like em mature. very mature.