Today, after years of thinking I was weird for never being attracted to anyone, I realized that for the first time in my life I actually have a crush on someone. That 'someone' is my English teacher. He is 60. I am 18. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I learned that the guy I've had a crush on for almost 6 months at work is significantly younger than me. So young that I could have been his babysitter growing up. He's 21, I'm 34. FML
Today, I found out my most attractive co-worker has a crush on me. I'm 53. She's 16.. FML
Today, I found out the guy I had a huge crush on back in college, and still think of every day, actually did like me back. Except I’ve been married for nearly 8 years to someone else. FML
Today, during parent/teacher conferences, my mom told my Chemistry teacher that I have an intense crush on him. There are still 7 months left in the school year. FML
Today, for the first time in my life, a girl has a crush on me. Too bad it's my co-worker's five year old granddaughter. FML
Today, I found out that the guy I've been crushing on for months is actually 15 years old. I'm 22. Not only is it gross, but it's also illegal. FML
Today, I (35) have a crush on my supervisor (55) [we're both managers). I cannot get my mind off them. They are married and have kids my age. It's not just looks, but how they treat me, feels like they actually respect me, which I don’t feel like people do. I know nothing will happen between us, but can't stop thinking about them. FML
Today, I realized I have a crush on one of my co-workers. I’m married. I would never ever act on it but it’s really scaring me that I have these feelings and can’t make them go away. FML
Today, I've actually developed a crush on a guy I never intended to crush on, and also can't have. For one he's married and utterly devoted to his wife. And even if that weren't true, he's so far out of my league I need binoculars to see him. And to top it all of? He's fictional. FML
Today, my 70 year-old coworker gave me a letter telling me he was attracted to me, and wishes to have a relationship in which he can 'hold me in his arms every night'. I'm 21. FML
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crystalmethod 0
So, you like them old and experienced?
orndog 0
Call me
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Comments (232)
kk2krazee 0
Tryna rob the grave eh?
FD929 0
his life is awesome.
cbrad81 0
maybe he doesn't look old, I'm 28 and still get carded at rated "R" movies
LilaBear 2
It's actually quite normal for young women to have crushes on older men. And btw in reply to a lot of the commenters on here... having a crush on a much older man doesn't mean a woman wants to actually be in a relationship/have sex with him. Crushes are much more superficial, and like I said, it's actually pretty common for young women to have crushes on older men - often their teachers.
soccerballs 0
agree to disagree. :) and this girl I feel as if she's in my class, ex girlfriend in fact because she has a 104% and our English class and our teacher is like 62. Hahaha sometimes I wish I new who writes these :)
breezer_fml 0
I don't think there's anything wrong in being attracted to an older man. Wit and charms can be very sexy and override good looks.
Backspacer17 0
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fakkumairaifu 14
Awwww. I know that maybe sucks for you, but I think it's sweet. Is he married? If not, and you're still in high school, you aren't that far from graduation...
fakkumairaifu 14
....what? How the hell do you reach that conclusion?
Angeledice 0
Are you kidding? All that asexuality is BS. The OP is only 18, she is most probably just a late flower. Don't worry OP, love and all that crap will come on your way soon enough!