Today, after years of thinking I was weird for never being attracted to anyone, I realized that for the first time in my life I actually have a crush on someone. That 'someone' is my English teacher. He is 60. I am 18. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I learned that the guy I've had a crush on for almost 6 months at work is significantly younger than me. So young that I could have been his babysitter growing up. He's 21, I'm 34. FML
Today, I found out my most attractive co-worker has a crush on me. I'm 53. She's 16.. FML
Today, I found out the guy I had a huge crush on back in college, and still think of every day, actually did like me back. Except I’ve been married for nearly 8 years to someone else. FML
Today, during parent/teacher conferences, my mom told my Chemistry teacher that I have an intense crush on him. There are still 7 months left in the school year. FML
Today, for the first time in my life, a girl has a crush on me. Too bad it's my co-worker's five year old granddaughter. FML
Today, I found out that the guy I've been crushing on for months is actually 15 years old. I'm 22. Not only is it gross, but it's also illegal. FML
Today, I (35) have a crush on my supervisor (55) [we're both managers). I cannot get my mind off them. They are married and have kids my age. It's not just looks, but how they treat me, feels like they actually respect me, which I don’t feel like people do. I know nothing will happen between us, but can't stop thinking about them. FML
Today, I realized I have a crush on one of my co-workers. I’m married. I would never ever act on it but it’s really scaring me that I have these feelings and can’t make them go away. FML
Today, I've actually developed a crush on a guy I never intended to crush on, and also can't have. For one he's married and utterly devoted to his wife. And even if that weren't true, he's so far out of my league I need binoculars to see him. And to top it all of? He's fictional. FML
Today, my 70 year-old coworker gave me a letter telling me he was attracted to me, and wishes to have a relationship in which he can 'hold me in his arms every night'. I'm 21. FML
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crystalmethod 0
So, you like them old and experienced?
orndog 0
Call me
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Comments (232)
Kuramasan_fml 12
dude...... you know because of likely older guys you'll always be able to find someone though right? older guys like younger girls.
vkochie92 0
hey, i have the same problem. I really like my english teacher too. Hes not 80 though, hes 33, and im only 17, but still. I hoping that after i graduate and turn 18 that he and I might be able to get a relationship, but i highly doubt it....cross ur fingers for me, and ill cross mine for you...(if you want me to)
akiluv 0
as long as he's not married
LukeMan 0
Age is nothing but a number. Unless you under 18. Then it's just wrong.
BellaRose21 8
#221 I agree :D. And I'm 22 my boy friend of 2 1/2 years is 43. we have our issues but we are very much in love. I hope very much that things work out for you :D Ignore the haters and just live your life.
wowyurcool1 0
lucky guy
kaitlyn3xo 0
your suspicions have been confirmed. you are weird
art61395 0
Hey, I've got a friend like this, and he's old enough to be her grandfather. But it's more like she likes him in the 'i admire and respect him as a person' not the 'he's so hot i want to make out with him' way. hopefully it's the same for you...
morenita_chula 0
eww , that's gross .
boomboombitch 3
you're ****** disgusting and weird
msole 0
as pretty Ricky would say, "age is just a number"