Today, after years of telling my boyfriend I don't do anal, I agreed to try it once just to get him to stop whining about it. He was so gung-ho that he tried to force it in without doing enough "relaxing preparation" and he split the muscle around my ring. Now I need surgery. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after months of a very healthy sex life with my boyfriend, he asked me to let him try anal. I'm dead-set against it, so I tried to let him down easy by jokingly saying that I would, but only if he let me try it on him first. He said, "Sure." Fuck. FML
Today, after having been constipated for ages, I finally forced out a week's worth of build-up. The excruciating pain reduced me to tears, and my boyfriend refused to drive me to the hospital, because according to him, I must have had anal sex with someone. FML
Today, I agreed to anal with my boyfriend, but when I told him anal takes prep, like stretching and lubing, and you can’t just jam a knob up there like in a porno, he lost all interest, asked for a blowjob, and when I said no, he started sulking. I struggle to remember why I’m with him. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try anal sex. When he was done, I turned around to see him holding a strap-on with a smile on his face and said 'Now, do me'. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me for the first time. He followed it with, "Want to try anal?" FML
Today, my girlfriend was rushed to the hospital with anal tearing. We've never tried anal before, but it turns out she and my "best friend" sure have. FML
Today, my boyfriend stuck his finger in my butt and I liked it, but I can’t ever tell him that or he’ll get that smug look on his face like, “I told you so, let’s have anal now.” FML
Today, after a year of coaxing, I got my boyfriend of 18 months to agree to have sex with me. He decided his first course of action was to try to shove his flaccid penis into my unlubricated vagina. FML
Today, it's been 2 days since my boyfriend "accidentally" slipped into the wrong hole while continuing to hammer me at full speed. I still can't poop or even walk right. FML
Today, my wife insisted we try anal until we “got it right”. Well, she complained through the whole thing, wouldn’t let me quit, blamed me when I inevitably did orgasm and she didn’t, and then moaned about how it stings and needing a shower. I don’t even like anal, it’s not my thing at all. FML
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BurnInDemonFire 39
I feel bad for you, OP, but why did you give in after so long? Doesn't he realize that no means no? He should have got the hint years ago.
adjwejaelwkdc 21
Seriously, when you say, "Stop, that hurts," or "Slow down," or "I'm not ready," or anything like that, and he keeps going, that's pretty simply rape. It is traumatic bodily harm. Make DAMN sure he understands this, and that HE is the reason you need surgery.
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Comments (39)
RichardPencil 32
I don’t get the attraction. I’ve always been plenty happy with the other two holes.
SomeRandomGuy 7
Same here. I've done it before (her idea), but it's not something I've ever felt the need to pressure a woman about.
fde2blknimout 18
I thought it was common sense to use lube. Ive only seen that lack of knowledge when i was 14 and she was a virgin before me
Jo Randall 4
You also need a new boyfriend
Travis Morgan 3
Let's start a GoFundMe to buy her a strap on and some duct tape.
1known 34
Vengeance is never a good way. Especially if it makes you commit a crime.
MamaChey 24
That was funny af
bigdaddyeric 37
Damn, he’s got a thick one! I have done Anal with literally dozens of dudes and never had any injury like that....
Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15
he probably went in fully hard which is the wrong thing to do. always start half hard and slowly work your way up with lube otherwise exactly this kind of problem will happen
adjwejaelwkdc 21
Well, it HAS happened to me, pretty much under the same circumstances as OP describes -- I told him I wasn't ready yet and asked him to hold on, and he just went for it anyway, as if my protesting turned him on all the more. Blood, Internal tearing. Uncontrollable shivering. Symptoms of shock. And, to top it off, this was at a time when, if you were a man and went to the cops about such a thing, they were on the record as responding with, "If you press charges against this guy, you'll probably go to jail for violating this state's sodomy statutes, and he'll go free. So do you REALLY want to press these charges?" So for me, it had to become just another life lesson: Don't have anything to do with people who would do this to you, ensure that you fully trust him before you let him go there, and stop such situations before they reach the point of no return. (A few months later, I did actually get the pleasure of seeing the creep get hauled away by the cops, though. Not for rape, rather for passing counterfeit 20s, but it still felt really satisfying to watch it happen.)
Rabite 28
Yeah or maybe he is just a rapist with a small dick.
Emma Marshall 19
Now do the same to him
Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15
what ******* dumbass like wow he better treat you like a prime queen after that **** up.
SandMan344888 5
Round 2?
darkshadus 10
Tell him he is next then buy a 12in strap on
SaltyLurker 10
Tonight, on "Straight Guys Trying Anal"! Dumbass.