Today, a staff member entered my room, thinking it was empty. I was naked. This is the second time something like this has happened in the week I have lived here. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out the day manager has been illegally entering my apartment when I’m not home. My car was in the shop, so when he saw my parking spot empty, he came right on in. I was just getting out of the shower and was standing stark naked. He didn’t even try to explain. Just smirked. FML
Today, while in a hotel, I left the room to get some ice. Since my parents left the door wedged open, I didn't worry about trying to find the room number. Without thinking, I walked in to another room that was also wedged open. Yes, there were people in it, and yes, they were both naked and hairy. FML
Today, I was in the middle of having a shower when I noticed a camera hidden in the corner of the room pointing directly towards the shower which I stood in butt-naked. I live by myself and have recently only moved in. FML
Today, someone knocked on my door. I yelled "Yeah?" while getting up, since it was locked. My grandpa walked in, as I apparently didn't actually lock it. I was naked. FML
Today, after taking a refreshing shower, I found out that due to a newly-built platform, people in the apartment underneath can see right into my bedroom. While I was standing there completely naked, some guy smiled at me. FML
Today, I locked myself, drunk and naked, out of my hotel room. FML
Today, I woke up naked, duck-taped to the wall, with no memory of last night. FML
Today, I woke up in pajamas I have never seen before. Usually, I sleep naked, and I live alone in a locked apartment. Then, the elderly woman next door asked for her nightgown back. Apparently, I sleep-walked and knocked on all the doors in my hallway repeatedly. I'm moving. FML
Today, I went to the bathroom. I locked the stall door, but got walked in on anyway. This is the eighth time this has happened this week, and multiple people think I’m just too stupid to lock the door. FML
Today, I opened the door to what I thought would be a group of trick or treaters. It was actually a naked man. He wanted to come in. FML
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Chazzster 32
Lock. The. Door! Seriously, at least in the USA I thought most bedrooms had a lock. Even if there is an emergency key above the doorframe (there often is), you will hear the person fumbling with the door before they can enter - giving you time to warn the person that you are not ready for visitors in your room. If this has happened more than once, I suspect that it’s not entirely an “accident”. You either need to make sure your door has a lock and use it or move somewhere else. And by the way nearly anyone with a screwdriver can install a doorknob with a lock - just go to your nearest big box hardware store. It doesn’t require drilling any new holes and much in the way of mechanical or carpentry skills. Doorknobs and latches are standardized so replacement is easy and the instructions are on the packaging. Just do it with no one else around and use one that resembles the original - Then if they make an issue of the change you will know that none of these intrusions were “accidental”. Oh by the way, if the door swings in to open you can get a rubber door wedge to jam under the door that makes it very difficult to open while requiring no tools or modifications or special skills. Also check for a hidden surveillance camera in your room…
49_Donuts 15
Maybe lock the door when you’re naked?
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TeacherTeem 21
Are you living on a **** set? Or at Wayne Manor?
hope jm 5
not quite sure what your living situation is
Chazzster 32
Lock. The. Door! Seriously, at least in the USA I thought most bedrooms had a lock. Even if there is an emergency key above the doorframe (there often is), you will hear the person fumbling with the door before they can enter - giving you time to warn the person that you are not ready for visitors in your room. If this has happened more than once, I suspect that it’s not entirely an “accident”. You either need to make sure your door has a lock and use it or move somewhere else. And by the way nearly anyone with a screwdriver can install a doorknob with a lock - just go to your nearest big box hardware store. It doesn’t require drilling any new holes and much in the way of mechanical or carpentry skills. Doorknobs and latches are standardized so replacement is easy and the instructions are on the packaging. Just do it with no one else around and use one that resembles the original - Then if they make an issue of the change you will know that none of these intrusions were “accidental”. Oh by the way, if the door swings in to open you can get a rubber door wedge to jam under the door that makes it very difficult to open while requiring no tools or modifications or special skills. Also check for a hidden surveillance camera in your room…
49_Donuts 15
Maybe lock the door when you’re naked?
randybryant799 21
Why don't you lock the door?