Today, it's been 2 days since my boyfriend "accidentally" slipped into the wrong hole while continuing to hammer me at full speed. I still can't poop or even walk right. FML
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Today, my boyfriend knocked into me with his car. I drove myself to the hospital because he couldn't stop laughing long enough to drive. FML
Today me and my boyfriend were in an adventurous sexual position and as I started to orgasm he slipped, landed awkwardly and dislocated both my hips, while I was in the middle of an orgasm. Somehow the pleasure of the orgasm made the pain worse. I don't think I'll ever want sex again. FML
Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. When I orgasmed, my leg flew out and I accidentally kicked him in the balls. For the next ten minutes, he lay in the fetal position. FML
Today, my husband was involved in a horrible series of accidents; he repeatedly slipped and fell into my best friend's vagina. FML
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, my fingers got stuck between the wall and headboard. Screaming, he thought I was enjoying the sex and kept going even harder. I have 3 broken fingers. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend and somehow managed to pull a back muscle. I’ve been naked for 3 hours, scared to move because it hurts so bad. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. He picked me up and threw me over his shoulder to take me to his room. He wasn't careful enough, and dropped me right on my head, on the hardwood floor. I ended up vomiting and came down with a headache. He still wanted to have sex. FML
Today, I'm 3 days post-partum and my husband accidentally jabbed into my side while flopping onto the couch. FML
Today, while I was in the shower, my boyfriend decided to join me. We were really getting into it and he attempted to lift me up. Not only did I let out a massive fart, he slipped and fell on top of me. He won't stop laughing. FML
Today, I took the biggest, most excruciatingly painful crap of my life. It was so bad that I couldn't walk straight for a good 20 minutes afterwards. Long enough for my boyfriend to film me limping around and post the clip to Facebook with the caption "#anal ftw ;)". FML
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ilovesoccer1610 31
I think you should see a doctor
lat187 18
You should "accidentally" return the favor. Sorry honey! I don't know how that ***** got in there!!?!
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Comments (44)
Rskittles10 16
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Kick him in the balls
yahtzeesouls 12
That's just about the worst thing you can do to a man. **** u for encouraging that behavior
Thekbking 11
I completely ******* agree.it was a mistake what yall are intending to do is abuse and intentional. so go to hell
silvermoon5033 26
She used "accidently" sarcastically, leading me to believe that it was not a mistake. While I don't condone violence, kicking him in the balls I would not judge.
MagnusDeus 24
Umm. I can't say **** your asshole's life.
ilovesoccer1610 31
I think you should see a doctor
MrSmush 19
Damaged the sphincter
extremereviews 26
I would think it would be uncontrollable bowels not not being able to poop
BrandiLush 31
Not necessarily. It got packed up the bung hole and the fear of it hurting like hell probably isn't helping. The 1st bowel movement after that is pretty painful and uncomfortable. Real talk.
holly_fly 34
Or like it was for a friend of mine and uncontrollable... She had straight liquid for a few days after her first time.
Hildy93 21
I just think you're being very anal about the whole thing
alucard724 9
she's very anal about the situation
TiggyBonkers 32
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Isn't that technically rape since it was unwanted?
Eddie2157 8
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Are you mentally retarded?
tackblog 14
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(Facepalm)
digitalxri0t 5
Yes it is if it was unwanted. it doesn't matter if they were in the middle of sex, if the partner isn't game, it's a no.
failalltheway 22
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Go away
austinpk 14
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Just stop talking
bapbap_fml 15
Also what I was thinking. The " " makes it sound like it wasn't an accident, that she had said she wasn't okay with anal and he did it anyways. Not consenting to a sex act and having someone do it to you anyways sounds pretty rapey to me.
BrandiLush 31
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You have obviously not had crazy sex....this happens sometimes and it hurts like hell when you aren't expecting it.
bapbap_fml 15
It doesn't sound like he just pulled out to far and poked the wrong hole once. Sounds like he pushed all the way in, and kept going despite OP not wanting it. Briefly would be an accident, but to keep going is not an accident.
guss5441 18
Pee in his drink :D
Hunkapoo 19
don't take it so hard next time OP. and get him back for that.
cutierawrz 14
Idk if you meant it the way I read it but hahahahaha OMG that's hilarious
lat187 18
You should "accidentally" return the favor. Sorry honey! I don't know how that ***** got in there!!?!