Today, I got a rental car because my car needed new tires and I had a long drive ahead of me. Today, the rental car got a flat tire. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I saw a car on the side on the highway with a popped tire. The driver didn't have a spare, so I nicely gave them mine. One hour later my tire popped. FML
Today, I left home to go to work, only to find that my car had a flat tyre. No problem, I thought, I'll just change it. That's when I discovered that I'd left my spare tyre at the mechanic's last time I had a flat. FML
Today, I woke up to find out that the two front tires on our van were flat. Now we won't have a vehicle all week since the tire shop is booked solid. We just went through this with the rear tires two weeks ago. FML
Today, I got a flat tire in the middle of nowhere. I called AAA, and they said it would take two hours to get there. They called two hours later saying they got a flat tire and would be there in another two hours. FML
Today, I came back from a 700-mile round trip. I hit a massive pothole I couldn't avoid and blew out a tire and bent my rim. I was less than a mile from my house. FML
Today, I hit a deer with a rental car... which I had to rent because I hit a deer with my car last week. FML
Today, I was driving my rented car on the highway at 60 mph when I realized that the brakes had gone. FML
Today, I got a flat tire. The spare was also flat, so I had no other choice but to walk home. I got to my house and realized I'd left the front door key and garage clicker in my car 5 miles away. FML
Today, my girlfriend's dad let me borrow his car for transportation to work because mine got totaled. This car is a complete dump and I've realized he's only letting me use it so it's my fault to fix the broken things on the car. So far, I've had to replace the battery and two popped tires. FML
Today, with 3 miles left of a 16-mile bike ride, I got a flat tire and had to push my bike back to my car. FML
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Top comments
Crazynocatlady 22
Please stop. These puns are getting tyresome.
Death_The_Kid15 20
That must've driven you crazy. You're probably too tired to deal with it. Just try to be more car-ful next time.
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Comments (25)
Death_The_Kid15 20
That must've driven you crazy. You're probably too tired to deal with it. Just try to be more car-ful next time.
ohthebloodygore 16
Nice pun, idiot.
BestOrginalName 22
^Your profile description makes me want to gag. Seriously, how narcissistic and bitchy can one get? If it is all a joke, then props to you; I was fooled.
DashPlays 18
I like you!
DrafteeSelf 24
That must be a TIREing situation I guess ill see myself out
ohthebloodygore 16
Please do.
james_logan 19
Ask someone if they have a tyre to spare
ohthebloodygore 16
I'm not sure if you're serious. It's conflicting.
james_logan 19
Don't get too jacked up about it
ohthebloodygore 16
Proud of ya, buddy.
Crazynocatlady 22
Please stop. These puns are getting tyresome.
rebow 12
At least you got a flat tire with your rental car and not the brand new tires on your car.
False_Stupidity 42
Don't most cars, rentals as well have a spare tyre?
LPac5295 27
What a car-tastrophe.
Zmanryan3 9
Karma is a Bitch.
ThrottleJockey 36
Don't you mean Carma?
Zmanryan3 9
Karma is spelled with a K.
Zmanryan3 9
And I just got what you meant ignore my karma is spelled with a K comeback .
crackfetus420 12
Stop driving over nails then
yerawizardlizzy 27
Hope you have roadside.
Bibliovore 26
OP, flat aside, I'm confused -- wouldn't it have been cheaper/better/whatever to get new (even if not terrific) tires for your own car than to rent a car for a long trip (rarely cheap) and still need new tires?
james_logan 19
Some say my mind is an open book. Doesn't mean you have to read it