Today, I'd been lonely for a while when I finally met a girl that is genuinely brilliant. She's all huggy, clingy and likes me back. Turns out she's a lesbian, so we can't be anything more. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was hanging with my lesbian friend, who I am secretly in love with. I bought her flowers, took her out to eat, and we held hands all through dinner. We met up with our friends later and she told them what we did, then said, "Isn't she the best friend ever? I'm so glad I have an honorary sister like her." FML
Today, I went on a date with a beautiful woman I had recently met. Great food, great conversation, and a great connection. That is, until she revealed that she is a lesbian. FML
Today, for the first time in my life, a girl hit on me. Specifically, a lesbian who thought I was a girl. FML
Today, I was texting with my childhood crush late at night and we were exchanging secrets. I figured this was as good a time as any to tell her about my long-standing crush on her. Turns out she's a lesbian. FML
Today, I asked a girl out. She replied, "Sorry, I'm suddenly a lesbian." FML
Today, I had dinner with the girl I thought I would end up marrying. Everything was going well and after I had paid the bill, she said she was a lesbian. Just when I thought it couldn't get any worse, she challenged me to see who could hook up with a straight girl first. I lost. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she's a lesbian. And that she could only stay with me because I had a "girly face and voice". She also admitted to having a crush on my sister. FML
Today, my first and only true date ended with the girl saying, "Thanks for dinner, I was hungry - and oh, by the way, I'm a lesbian." FML
Today, I found out the girl I've been trying to date for six months is gay. FML
Today, my best friend who I have been secretly in love with forever, was ranting about her ex-girlfriend. Then she said : "If only you were gay, we'd be perfect for each other." I took the chance to tell her I was. She responded : "Well, I'm still not attracted to you though." FML
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lilacgold 16
Then value her as a friend, instead of aiming to be something more. Friends can help with loneliness to a significant extent.
Chazzster 32
(1) Did she tell you that she’s a lesbian or was it someone else? Only she knows how she feels about you. Only believe what she says. (2) Maybe she is bi - meaning she is attracted to both men and women. Again only she can tell you the truth. (3) She sounds like a good friend to have. Talk to her honestly and listen to what she says. You cannot have too many good friends. If that’s as far as it goes it’s still better than nothing. But do believe her in how she feels about you. Don’t hold out hope of a sexual relationship if there is no chance. Accept her as she is.
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lilacgold 16
Then value her as a friend, instead of aiming to be something more. Friends can help with loneliness to a significant extent.
bleachedraven 14
amen!
mlcole15 2
Likes you back? But is a lesbian?
rainbowdonnareed 18
Are you a guy or a girl
Chazzster 32
(1) Did she tell you that she’s a lesbian or was it someone else? Only she knows how she feels about you. Only believe what she says. (2) Maybe she is bi - meaning she is attracted to both men and women. Again only she can tell you the truth. (3) She sounds like a good friend to have. Talk to her honestly and listen to what she says. You cannot have too many good friends. If that’s as far as it goes it’s still better than nothing. But do believe her in how she feels about you. Don’t hold out hope of a sexual relationship if there is no chance. Accept her as she is.
bleachedraven 14
I'd have to agree with all of this
bleachedraven 14
Not everything has to be romantic or sexual! We all need friends! Consider it a positive, and remember that friendships don't detour from significant others that may come along later.
Paul Hext 7
Tell her you're a lesbian trapped in a man's body. It might work!
MaximB 12
You can always do a sex change ;)