Today, after years of bad blood, my husband decided to invite his parents to dinner. After making rude remarks about my pregnancy, his dad eventually muttered that I'm a slut. My husband punched him, his wife called the police, and now I'm all alone while he sits in a jail cell for battery. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I received a call from my husband of 10 years from prison. He sobbed on the phone as he explained to me that his anger got the best of him, and couldn’t control himself. He beat the pulp out of a classmate of his for declining a date with him, and sent her to the hospital. FML
Today, I got married to the man I love even though my whole family told me not to marry him. He got into a drunken fight at our wedding and is now in jail. He apparently won't be getting out any time soon due to charges I didn't know about. FML
Today, my husband ran at me, groaning like a zombie. I was so startled that I screamed, punched him, and started sobbing. Now he won't talk to me because this is 'the first step on the road of domestic violence'. FML
Today, I heard screaming coming from my neighbor's house. Since her husband has a history of abusing her, I called the cops. After they left with him in custody, she called to yell at me because they were "working things out" after "having a few drinks". FML
Today, my scumbag son slapped his girlfriend in front of her family, and her dad picked him up and threw him off a second floor balcony. Good for her dad, he deserved it, but now he's laid up at my place and I have to wipe his ass and listen to him whine. FML
Today, I finally decided to stand up for myself and quit my crappy job working for my abusive father. I gave him a few insults too, to which he reacted by calling the police and claiming I'd threatened to murder him. I spent three hours in jail before they finally let me go. FML
Today, I was eating at a restaurant when a man came up to me and said, "You're pathetic for having lunch with someone that much older than you." My dad immediately got up and punched the man in the face. My fiancé's parents had to walk in the door right as it happened. FML
Today, at a friendly get-together, my friend's husband had too much to drink and got into a fistfight with my husband. I'm seven-and-a-half months pregnant, and the friendly get-together was my baby shower. FML
Today, what started as a family gathering turned into an all-out brawl. I saw my son’s wife punch him, so I hit her. Her mom and sister jumped me. My husband was pulling them off when the other husband thought he was attacking them and jumped in, so my son jumped in as well. We won, at least. FML
Today, my father in law drunkenly announced at dinner that he wished my husband had married my best friend. No one stuck up for me. Not even my husband. FML
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alexa9510 1
But what a good husband for sticking up got his wife! (:
ASD_K 11
His dad seems like a bit of an ass. Kudos to your husband for sticking up for you, though! He doesn't deserve to be in prison.
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Comments (122)
terrible_things 1
He shouldnt be in jail for defending his womens honor
joshuadavid 0
What kind of country is it when you can go to jail for punching someone? Ridiculous. Should have punched his mom though so she couldn't have called the police.
bunnygirl12 0
Wow his dad sucks for being so mean!!
eeb1234 0
I'm glad he stuck up for you though!
ShioriTsumi 13
I think it's amazing and wonderful that he stood up for her...that man was invited to THEIR home and insulted his hosts. And he was arrested for defending his wife from an insult in his own home? It's HIS house, not the father's, and HE was the host. I don't see why he should have been arrested.
FweakofCydonia 40
At least we now know that there are still great people out there in this world. If there is one guy that is willing to defend her honour, how many other people exist with a similar, if not same mentality?
147Amber 4
At least he will stand up for you
sammyjo06 14
As long as he wasn't beating his father up and it was just a single punch, it sucks that his own mother called the police on him...He can get into a lot of trouble for that. I hope he got out of jail quickly...
lkfoster1 7
Your dad-in-law is jealous
anonymous1252 4
At least he stood up for you