Today, after weeks of dealing with a bad hair cut, my hair finally grew back to my preferred length. Today is also the day my roommate replaced my shampoo with hair remover as a prank. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I let a friend cut my hair. I soon went from having a 'fro to looking like I lost a fight with a lawn mower. FML
Today, my sister put hair remover in my shampoo as a "prank" for her YouTube channel. My mom grounded her for a month, but let her keep her dumb channel because she cried and said she’d kill herself if she had to delete it. Meanwhile, it’ll take years for my hair to grow back the length it was. FML
Today, I let my friend cut my hair and after a few minutes, she looked at what she had done and then she ran out of the room, laughing. FML
Today, I decided to try a new hairstyle. I ended up with a haircut that makes me look like a cross between a mullet head and a pineapple. My friends are planning on making fun of me for a few weeks, so might as well shave it all off. FML
Today, I was finally confident enough to buzz half my hair off into the style I've wanted since I was young. Turns out that I have a particularly large and angry-looking skin problem across my scalp that may well have been there for years. It'll take months to grow back. FML
Today, I woke up to a pile of hair on my floor. I looked in the mirror and realized the hair was from my head. I had a dream about cutting my hair and I guess it came true. FML
Today, it's been three weeks since I started using a hair-growth shampoo in the hopes of combating my balding. All it's done so far is make the hair I do have monstrously bushy, both upstairs and down. FML
Today, after months of her begging me, I let my girlfriend cut my hair for the first time. It turned out so badly that we are now "taking a break until it looks normal again." FML
Today, while showering, I broke the cap off the shampoo. Not my shampoo, my roommate's. The $60 shampoo I swore I wouldn't touch. FML
Today, after a year and a half of growing out my hair, I decided to get it trimmed at a Superclips. I walked in with a full head of hair and I left bald. At least it was free. FML
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Top comments
sarah6786 14
Shave his eyebrows in his sleep
tehaustiebear 34
I'm sorry to hair that, but it sounds like they shaved you some time.
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Comments (122)
hannnahmarie 14
If I were you, I'd buy a wig
moemoney8888 7
Maybe ur meant to not have ur proffered hair length
perdix 31
#17, Actually, the third "your" is correct. The first, second and fourth all need to be corrected.
BossPathfinderGM 14
I was going to "Agree, your life sucks", but when I saw the count was 1337 I decided not to. As a lifelong gamer, I cannot commit to such blasphemy as destroying such an appropriate count.
GWH 0
Put hair removal on soap?
elliot8492 1
As payback you should set him on fire while he's sleeping.
TurquoiseJesus 15
Brilliant! No faults in that plan.
TurquoiseJesus 15
So what you are gonna want to do is sneak into the roommates room when they are sleeping, tie a tiny string onto every hair on their body, and yank out all of their hair at once. The expression on their face would be priceless (yes, I did completely steal this idea from ask a ninja).
AgentSmith79 9
Seems far fetched. Hair remover needs to be left on the hair you want removed for about 10 minutes. Lathering your hair and rinsing it out won't do anything.
devandanae 11
Actually It can remove the hair that quick.
annetsplayground 2
How long do you let your shampoo soak on your head? Most hair removers need at least five minutes to do anything, so unless you let the shampoo on your head for longer than that it shouldn't even have been noticeable.
tdudey123 14
Set the bastard aflame.