Today, after weeks of dealing with a bad hair cut, my hair finally grew back to my preferred length. Today is also the day my roommate replaced my shampoo with hair remover as a prank. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I let a friend cut my hair. I soon went from having a 'fro to looking like I lost a fight with a lawn mower. FML
Today, my sister put hair remover in my shampoo as a "prank" for her YouTube channel. My mom grounded her for a month, but let her keep her dumb channel because she cried and said she’d kill herself if she had to delete it. Meanwhile, it’ll take years for my hair to grow back the length it was. FML
Today, I let my friend cut my hair and after a few minutes, she looked at what she had done and then she ran out of the room, laughing. FML
Today, I decided to try a new hairstyle. I ended up with a haircut that makes me look like a cross between a mullet head and a pineapple. My friends are planning on making fun of me for a few weeks, so might as well shave it all off. FML
Today, I was finally confident enough to buzz half my hair off into the style I've wanted since I was young. Turns out that I have a particularly large and angry-looking skin problem across my scalp that may well have been there for years. It'll take months to grow back. FML
Today, I woke up to a pile of hair on my floor. I looked in the mirror and realized the hair was from my head. I had a dream about cutting my hair and I guess it came true. FML
Today, it's been three weeks since I started using a hair-growth shampoo in the hopes of combating my balding. All it's done so far is make the hair I do have monstrously bushy, both upstairs and down. FML
Today, after months of her begging me, I let my girlfriend cut my hair for the first time. It turned out so badly that we are now "taking a break until it looks normal again." FML
Today, while showering, I broke the cap off the shampoo. Not my shampoo, my roommate's. The $60 shampoo I swore I wouldn't touch. FML
Today, after a year and a half of growing out my hair, I decided to get it trimmed at a Superclips. I walked in with a full head of hair and I left bald. At least it was free. FML
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sarah6786 14
Shave his eyebrows in his sleep
tehaustiebear 34
I'm sorry to hair that, but it sounds like they shaved you some time.
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Comments (122)
MissIconic 8
I suggest laxatives xD Fyl OP, you can try & work with your new look
SApprentice 34
I hope you're male, because it's easier to handle the social stigma of unwanted hairlessness if you're male. If you're female, there's really not a lot that can be said to make this better. Good luck, try not to assault your roommate.
princessbeckyy 4
Dude, I love your hamster.
twinkiefeets 17
Is that your hamster? Soooo cute!
SApprentice 34
104 and 111- It's a rat, not a hamster. No, it's not my rat, although I do currently have three, two dumbos and a standard. I just happen to really love that photo. I like all rodents, although I happen to prefer rats over hamsters. Rats have a lot more personality, I think.
SApprentice 34
11- you're*, you're*, you're* Sorry, I would have let it go if it was just once.
DocBastard 40
Pranks are one thing, but something like this goes beyond simple prank territory and ventures dangerously close to battery. I suggest you respond in kind - by throwing batteries at his ******* head. I'd suggest the heavy 12-volt variety.
BatteryAddict 11
How dare you!? I looked up to you! TT.TT
TrueTriage 16
Not a bad idea but its a little to easy. A good prank isn't so much a pie to the face as a subtle change that they don't realize at first. Super fine saw dust in their vehicles oil is pure evil, crisco in their hat on a hot sunny day is always good
P374RD3D 9
^You! You NEVER disagree with Doc! NEVER!
Zomg_Okay 27
And why not?
sniperkit 10
For every Doc comment I read, I'm a little bit more convinced that DocBastard is secretly Tim Minchin in disguise. With a medical degree. It could happen.
DocBastard 40
Tim Minchin is MUCH better looking than I am. Besides, I'm still not convinced that he and Lars Ulrich aren't the same person. Seriously, they have the same face.
dino_cookie4 7
Cut his/her hair bald , or make a bald spot . Stay in the house until your hair gets longer , unless you absolutely need to leave .
nonnieluv 9
Didn't the hair remover smell or look different? Did you not investigate before washing your hair
skyenoelle 15
Who "investigates" before washing their hair? It's not like OP could have known before hand. I don't know about you, but I don't usually smell my shampoo before washing my hair.
cmyk 19
When I wash my hair I expect it to contain shampoo, not hair removal. As it's white (most shampoo's are that as well) and it's mixed with the shampoo, the smell wont give it away.
CoconutOil 7
20 - as soon as I read your comment, I imagined you inspecting every inch in your bathroom. Pink panther style...
imsh0rts0watt 9
That's exactly what I was thinking. For one a hair remover would have to sit on your head for a bit of time. Wouldn't you also notice the fact that it didn't lather or like you said even the different smell of it?
Iknowsomestuff 9
Don't act too quickly. Revenge is a dish best served cold, and with hair.
FYLminerocks 7
Angel hair!
TrueTriage 16
Today is also the day you started living on your own after buying a wig
donut_gurl 8
that's horrible! i think that prank crosses the line! sorry OP get 'em back good!
BlowinChronic 18
What an asshole. Since he is your roommate he must have known that you were recovering from the bad haircut and he decided that once you were where you wanted to be that it would be a great idea to replace your shampoo with hair remover? Seriously that guy is a serious dick head. FYL op.