Today, after weeks of dealing with a bad hair cut, my hair finally grew back to my preferred length. Today is also the day my roommate replaced my shampoo with hair remover as a prank. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I let a friend cut my hair. I soon went from having a 'fro to looking like I lost a fight with a lawn mower. FML
Today, my sister put hair remover in my shampoo as a "prank" for her YouTube channel. My mom grounded her for a month, but let her keep her dumb channel because she cried and said she’d kill herself if she had to delete it. Meanwhile, it’ll take years for my hair to grow back the length it was. FML
Today, I let my friend cut my hair and after a few minutes, she looked at what she had done and then she ran out of the room, laughing. FML
Today, I decided to try a new hairstyle. I ended up with a haircut that makes me look like a cross between a mullet head and a pineapple. My friends are planning on making fun of me for a few weeks, so might as well shave it all off. FML
Today, I was finally confident enough to buzz half my hair off into the style I've wanted since I was young. Turns out that I have a particularly large and angry-looking skin problem across my scalp that may well have been there for years. It'll take months to grow back. FML
Today, I woke up to a pile of hair on my floor. I looked in the mirror and realized the hair was from my head. I had a dream about cutting my hair and I guess it came true. FML
Today, it's been three weeks since I started using a hair-growth shampoo in the hopes of combating my balding. All it's done so far is make the hair I do have monstrously bushy, both upstairs and down. FML
Today, after months of her begging me, I let my girlfriend cut my hair for the first time. It turned out so badly that we are now "taking a break until it looks normal again." FML
Today, while showering, I broke the cap off the shampoo. Not my shampoo, my roommate's. The $60 shampoo I swore I wouldn't touch. FML
Today, after a year and a half of growing out my hair, I decided to get it trimmed at a Superclips. I walked in with a full head of hair and I left bald. At least it was free. FML
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Top comments
sarah6786 14
Shave his eyebrows in his sleep
tehaustiebear 34
I'm sorry to hair that, but it sounds like they shaved you some time.
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Comments (122)
FaygoAndMiracles 18
If your roommate uses body lotion, you should replace it with Rogaine.
perdix 31
#98, I understand. The original comment had four "yours" in it. It would have been useful if #17 pointed out where his corrections belonged.
AfrooMack 2
put paint in his wash detergent or hide all of the toilet paper ..... put hair dye in his shampoo or laxatives in his food
pregnantpianist 2
Put the same shit in their body wash. I bet it'll hurt when their pubes burn off.
SW500 13
No, I'd be pissed as shit at anyone who did that. I'd either move out or kick them out if such a thing happened.
smrish 3
I'm gonna have to remember for it for my next prank. Jk, even I wouldn't do that. Although, I'll imagine the scenario in my head. Just for kicks. XP
TcheQ 12
That's not even funny. Pranks and being a total c.nt are completely different things.
timanddavelive 4
How do you not notice that it doesn't look, smell, or feel like your regular shampoo that you have used everyday for quite some time? YDI. A little common sense goes a long way
ElishaisSexy2016 9
I would be pissed....
mookiemookie01 24
Thats not funny, I don't know why they'd think it would be