Today, after weeks of dealing with a bad hair cut, my hair finally grew back to my preferred length. Today is also the day my roommate replaced my shampoo with hair remover as a prank. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I let a friend cut my hair. I soon went from having a 'fro to looking like I lost a fight with a lawn mower. FML
Today, my sister put hair remover in my shampoo as a "prank" for her YouTube channel. My mom grounded her for a month, but let her keep her dumb channel because she cried and said she’d kill herself if she had to delete it. Meanwhile, it’ll take years for my hair to grow back the length it was. FML
Today, I let my friend cut my hair and after a few minutes, she looked at what she had done and then she ran out of the room, laughing. FML
Today, I decided to try a new hairstyle. I ended up with a haircut that makes me look like a cross between a mullet head and a pineapple. My friends are planning on making fun of me for a few weeks, so might as well shave it all off. FML
Today, I was finally confident enough to buzz half my hair off into the style I've wanted since I was young. Turns out that I have a particularly large and angry-looking skin problem across my scalp that may well have been there for years. It'll take months to grow back. FML
Today, I woke up to a pile of hair on my floor. I looked in the mirror and realized the hair was from my head. I had a dream about cutting my hair and I guess it came true. FML
Today, it's been three weeks since I started using a hair-growth shampoo in the hopes of combating my balding. All it's done so far is make the hair I do have monstrously bushy, both upstairs and down. FML
Today, after months of her begging me, I let my girlfriend cut my hair for the first time. It turned out so badly that we are now "taking a break until it looks normal again." FML
Today, while showering, I broke the cap off the shampoo. Not my shampoo, my roommate's. The $60 shampoo I swore I wouldn't touch. FML
Today, after a year and a half of growing out my hair, I decided to get it trimmed at a Superclips. I walked in with a full head of hair and I left bald. At least it was free. FML
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Top comments
sarah6786 14
Shave his eyebrows in his sleep
tehaustiebear 34
I'm sorry to hair that, but it sounds like they shaved you some time.
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Comments (122)
greenie213 23
Replace his with pink dye.
loserboii 11
Or give him pink eye!
astralvagan 20
You could replace their shampoo with Nix or with stuff to remove pubic hair.
morgiepuff 14
That stuff smells disgusting. It'd be obvious.
rebelliousshroom 12
Oh my God! I love the phrase "dealing with a bad hair cut"! A haircut is not something you deal with, is it? It's just there, you see it when you look in the mirror in the morning, and forget about it for the next 24 hours! Get the **** over yourself! I can picture your room mate having to put up with your constant complaints - about your _hair_. He/she sounds like someone I'd like to know. Thank you for this very entertaining FML.
Steve95401 49
I absolutely agree. No matter how bad a haircut is, it will grow out in a matter of weeks. There are lots of things worse in life than a bad haircut.
redmane 21
Yes, hair grows. Being a licensed cosmetologist and on my way to a fine art degree, these things can affect your mood, how you feel about yourself, etc etc. Some people who like to take care of their appearance don't just forget about it after they look in the mirror. Also, people with OCD can relate. Your comment is very one dimensional.
twinkiefeets 17
I agree a bad haircut can be devastating!
faithlessSheep 5
omg ur roommate is horrible...
olpally 33
Put eye drop medicine in your roommates next beverage... Like in wedding crashers, extreme, but totally necessary... :D what a jerk!
hopsinlove17 26
At least comma placement was correct. Gotta be thankful for something!
cheesecake_36 6
I think I would've cried...
Haskins54 4
If u really want to get him back, poke holes in his condoms. That'll teach him all kinds of lessons
HappyLlama 0
Get revenge
perdix 31
How do you not smell it? Hair removal creams stink to high heaven, so you should have smelled that there was something wrong with your shampoo. You need to pay attention!
jelly713 19
Finally someone pointed that out.