Today, my elbow was having cramps and movement issues as a result of an old set of surgical pins and wires that are being rejected by my body. One painful twitch caused my arm to lock out straight, unintentionally slapping my hand into my co-worker's crotch. Our waiting customers giggled. FML
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My co-worker is one of nicest people I know, he just kind of cringed and grunted, instantly beginning to tell me that it was okay. He knows I've been having trouble with that arm, so he doesn't hold it against me. I did give an apology several times though. The customers, on the other hand, were all fairly immature college kids. It was their laughter that really embarrassed me.
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kjoy0402 6
Could have been worse. Could have been your knee that locked and your foot that slapped their crotch.
cliffibom 15
Hah, yes just keep telling everyone it was an accident. We all know you just wanted to touch their genitals
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Comments (92)
pradip 26
You have lot of things to be set straight.
I_Hug_Cats 26
it seems her arm isn't one of them
Eelam_star 2
You have to work on your commenting skills #1 because you get straight buried all the time or are you just trolling us?
SCUBA_Diiver 3
Awkward....
connerwonner 7
I've said this a million times. Don't comment awkward or that sucks or that's nasty on FML. That is the point of FML.
xSunnyOlivia 17
Im sorry...
cosmosis 12
3: what did you do?
Wiringify 22
No problem 3.
newbiehere99 6
3- I forgive you
MuseFan1991 14
3- i dont
sens3sfailing 25
3 was the customer that giggled
skulekiller 8
Did you say sorry for killing his kids?
Krajjan 9
Not yet.....
MichellinMan 20
This guy must have some very sensitive testicles.
livkoko 15
4 - Where does it say that OP's co-worker is a man?
newbiehere99 6
58- Wait, girls have a crotch?
MedKits 9
I've heard women refer to themselves as having crotches, yes.
sens3sfailing 25
Crotch is an area of the body, not a gender specific organ...
kjoy0402 6
Could have been worse. Could have been your knee that locked and your foot that slapped their crotch.
Inheritance 10
Or even worse OPs' co-worker could have hit her elbow to be a dick.
Pleonasm 36
That would have been quite a knee-jerk reaction
Stalkerloo 11
I wonder if her co-worker rejected the advance.
buckdharma 38
Dam op, I sure do hope you have a girlfriend.
Tezoma 28
You hope OP is lesbian? That is pretty interesting.
buckdharma 38
Yes, and op would be halfway under her spell.
MatteKudasai 17
24- what are you even trying to say? Is it a reference to something, or does it really just not make sense?
buckdharma 38
Yes master, I am fully under your spell now ( sticks both arms straight out) Alas the spell is broken.
MsConfusedd 27
What does op having a girlfriend, lesbian or not, have anything to do, with the fml?
lilhellian 27
24 Are you referencing Blood On The Dance Floor song called Bewitched?
Maraudera 6
It's a pretty funny story to have for later though.
buckdharma 38
Try not to get a grip on things.
VLJACK 6
I agree!
cliffibom 15
Hah, yes just keep telling everyone it was an accident. We all know you just wanted to touch their genitals
greenie213 23
You're one to talk, penis-mug.
RealTalk0 7
I think your profile picture describes your terrible temper perfectly #33.
newbiehere99 6
I read 33's comment in Hulk's voice.
hapy_pig098 13
#46 I DID TO!!!!!! Lol
oj101 33
At least they laughed it off. You could always explain to them that it was an involuntary movement anyway. It's moments like these that keeps life from being dull.
Maraudera 6
The customers giggled; not necessarily the co-worker. If someone random slapped me in the crotch I'd feel violated
cristy91 33
I imagine your coworker would know something was up with her arm. If they work in the same area he would have seen or heard her complaining, so he probably took it in good light also.
SApprentice 34
My co-worker is one of nicest people I know, he just kind of cringed and grunted, instantly beginning to tell me that it was okay. He knows I've been having trouble with that arm, so he doesn't hold it against me. I did give an apology several times though. The customers, on the other hand, were all fairly immature college kids. It was their laughter that really embarrassed me.
domolovesyoshi 33
I realise this is several years later but did you ever get that fixed?
mm12344 8
Well that explains it. You're a hamster and they used human surgical techniques on you.