Today, after two years of vigorously fundraising on behalf of my senior class, they voted on spending the senior trip money at a waterpark. It's less than thirty minutes from where we all live. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went for a soak in a mineral hot pool to relax after a stressful day teaching middle school. There were 120 middle schoolers there on a school trip. FML
Today, after planning 4 months in advance and spending almost $600 to cover everyone's tickets to the event center, all of my siblings decided to bail on my 30th birthday celebration because driving 3 hours is too much. FML
Today, it was our class field trip. I got five dollars from ten different people because they wanted me to sit away from them. FML
Today, my friends and I planned to go to a waterpark together. However, due to a "miscommunication," I, and only I, was given both the wrong time and the wrong meeting place. I spent three hours sitting in a parking lot in little more than my swimming suit. FML
Today, I spent 65 dollars in cab fare and skipped half of my grade 12 classes, including a unit test, to see my girlfriend on our two year anniversary. I arrived just in time to see her kiss her other boyfriend of over a year good bye. FML
Today, I came home after spending the past two months at summer camp, just for my parents to excitedly announce that I'm going to be spending the next two weeks in Florida with my grandma. We have to leave in literally a couple hours. FML
Today, I checked my bank account that I've been saving money in since I was a kid for college. I have $100 left out of the $10,000 I had last month. Apparently my parents thought buying a pool and an HDTV for themselves was more important than my college education. FML
Today, my mother informed me that we are no longer taking my graduation trip to New York. Instead, she and her group of continuously drunk friends are going to Vegas because, "We could win the jackpot and take you on an even bigger trip to New York!" She's never won anything in her whole life. FML
Today, I graduated from Basic Training. I was really looking forward to seeing my family after being away for almost three months. They decided not to come to graduation because they didn't want to spend the money to travel here. They live 30 minutes away. FML
Today, my mother "borrowed" money from my stash to help pay for her vacation to the Dominican Republic. The same trip I'm not allowed to go on. FML
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SkoomaKi 28
Oh well, go to the water park and enjoy the shit out of it!
CozzySwag 2
At least you get to see hot girls in bikinis
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Comments (128)
SydMadrid 0
Cheap asses these days
Mischief109 11
That sucks. Make the most of it and push your teachers in the water!
hornetsbaseball 6
Your class seems like a bunch of dumbasses
SmokinPistol 1
At least you had good fundraising practice :)
Angelrose2004 17
I think that sounds much better than going to eat at a cheap restaurant for a senior trip. But hey, how often do you get to go to a waterpark with all of your friends? Sounds like fun!
mk58 31
Brown LOGS?! I'm scared now! *runs and hides in closet*
mycheese 0
Isn't senior trip supposed to be at Disney land at midnight????
SALthe3rd 4
That is truly one big load of horse shit
supermattyboy 0
say beer can and bacon fast u will be saying bacon =0
Michaelsgirl04 9
how does one "fundraise vigorously"? I got some funny mental images with that one
elerbears 9
its when a person is working their a** off to get money for their class.
thats_my_job 11
I pictured jumping jacks.
laden_swallow09 35
Coupled with her username, it's easy to make that image ;)