Today, after two years of vigorously fundraising on behalf of my senior class, they voted on spending the senior trip money at a waterpark. It's less than thirty minutes from where we all live. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went for a soak in a mineral hot pool to relax after a stressful day teaching middle school. There were 120 middle schoolers there on a school trip. FML
Today, after planning 4 months in advance and spending almost $600 to cover everyone's tickets to the event center, all of my siblings decided to bail on my 30th birthday celebration because driving 3 hours is too much. FML
Today, it was our class field trip. I got five dollars from ten different people because they wanted me to sit away from them. FML
Today, my friends and I planned to go to a waterpark together. However, due to a "miscommunication," I, and only I, was given both the wrong time and the wrong meeting place. I spent three hours sitting in a parking lot in little more than my swimming suit. FML
Today, I spent 65 dollars in cab fare and skipped half of my grade 12 classes, including a unit test, to see my girlfriend on our two year anniversary. I arrived just in time to see her kiss her other boyfriend of over a year good bye. FML
Today, I came home after spending the past two months at summer camp, just for my parents to excitedly announce that I'm going to be spending the next two weeks in Florida with my grandma. We have to leave in literally a couple hours. FML
Today, I checked my bank account that I've been saving money in since I was a kid for college. I have $100 left out of the $10,000 I had last month. Apparently my parents thought buying a pool and an HDTV for themselves was more important than my college education. FML
Today, my mother informed me that we are no longer taking my graduation trip to New York. Instead, she and her group of continuously drunk friends are going to Vegas because, "We could win the jackpot and take you on an even bigger trip to New York!" She's never won anything in her whole life. FML
Today, I graduated from Basic Training. I was really looking forward to seeing my family after being away for almost three months. They decided not to come to graduation because they didn't want to spend the money to travel here. They live 30 minutes away. FML
Today, my mother "borrowed" money from my stash to help pay for her vacation to the Dominican Republic. The same trip I'm not allowed to go on. FML
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Top comments
SkoomaKi 28
Oh well, go to the water park and enjoy the shit out of it!
CozzySwag 2
At least you get to see hot girls in bikinis
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Comments (128)
ashra_Raivyn 2
I didn't have a senior trip either at least u got one :/
GimmeFive 10
Maybe u get it all for urself?
Heinousness 0
I encountered this brown log: 1) it wasn't candy 2) it wasn't shit. 3) it was a brown log 4) I then encountered fish eggs under my feet. 5) this was in a pool
glitterme 5
Then there must be extra money to buy a hott tub for the class!!!:)
Awsumuzzie 12
Oh, boohoo, first world problems. Here's a 5 dollar bill to wipe away the sorrow off your face. Back in my country, your senior trip was to the nurse's office for a vaccination for something you don't have or need that might kill you. Ah, jk, my senior trip was to an open park at
Cor1nn4 10
You have a really lame graduating class
pinkshell1516 1
Imagine how the fat girls would feel
perdix 31
Wet ;)
perdix 31
Maybe if you studied instead of groveling for money, you could have completed your senior year in one year, like most people who aren't "special." I agree with #62. If the water park is Schlitterbahn, it's a great choice!
kitsuneluvuh 12
Dude. What are you talking about? Classes raise money for a few years before their senior year, so they have enough money for something special. So OP could have completed senior year in one year and raised money for more than one year.
perdix 31
She should have written "high-school class" because they were the junior class last year.
emily_choxly 0
Lol
Trisha_aus 15
You should have asked some of your classmates before you started 'fundraising vigorously' hope you have a good time though..make the best of it with your friends