Today, after two years of vigorously fundraising on behalf of my senior class, they voted on spending the senior trip money at a waterpark. It's less than thirty minutes from where we all live. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went for a soak in a mineral hot pool to relax after a stressful day teaching middle school. There were 120 middle schoolers there on a school trip. FML
Today, after planning 4 months in advance and spending almost $600 to cover everyone's tickets to the event center, all of my siblings decided to bail on my 30th birthday celebration because driving 3 hours is too much. FML
Today, it was our class field trip. I got five dollars from ten different people because they wanted me to sit away from them. FML
Today, my friends and I planned to go to a waterpark together. However, due to a "miscommunication," I, and only I, was given both the wrong time and the wrong meeting place. I spent three hours sitting in a parking lot in little more than my swimming suit. FML
Today, I spent 65 dollars in cab fare and skipped half of my grade 12 classes, including a unit test, to see my girlfriend on our two year anniversary. I arrived just in time to see her kiss her other boyfriend of over a year good bye. FML
Today, I came home after spending the past two months at summer camp, just for my parents to excitedly announce that I'm going to be spending the next two weeks in Florida with my grandma. We have to leave in literally a couple hours. FML
Today, I checked my bank account that I've been saving money in since I was a kid for college. I have $100 left out of the $10,000 I had last month. Apparently my parents thought buying a pool and an HDTV for themselves was more important than my college education. FML
Today, my mother informed me that we are no longer taking my graduation trip to New York. Instead, she and her group of continuously drunk friends are going to Vegas because, "We could win the jackpot and take you on an even bigger trip to New York!" She's never won anything in her whole life. FML
Today, I graduated from Basic Training. I was really looking forward to seeing my family after being away for almost three months. They decided not to come to graduation because they didn't want to spend the money to travel here. They live 30 minutes away. FML
Today, my mother "borrowed" money from my stash to help pay for her vacation to the Dominican Republic. The same trip I'm not allowed to go on. FML
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SkoomaKi 28
Oh well, go to the water park and enjoy the shit out of it!
CozzySwag 2
At least you get to see hot girls in bikinis
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Comments (128)
Snafuusmc 12
I like where this is going.
peachy36 3
Ha! If u live anywhere where i think u do FYL! That blows!! Iddiots
OfficeNinja 5
It's a good life lesson for you. Stupid people will ALWAYS mess everything up.
wlddog 14
We used to throw partly melted snicker bars into the pool. That was always interesting.
mashimashi 13
That's too bad, but I'm sure you'll find a way to enjoy yourself. The fondest memory of my own senior night actually wasn't where we went, but of everyone on the charter bus spontaneously singing "I Want It That Way" together when it came up on the radio. It's probably some little thing like that that you'll look back on later and smile about.
PeachesnCream88 0
Haha hav fun! Atleast its not the ROM lmao For anyone that doesn't know what that stands for: Royal Ontario Museum :|
thats_my_job 11
I think that's where ours was for grade 8 graduation.
Brina1 0
Hope you had a great time!
dlistedfreak 14
Let me guess, your class is either going to a Six Flags location, Sea World, Or Schlitterbahn. I think I might've missed a few, but if it's Schlitterbahn, go for it, that place is awesome. Either way, if it's anywhere else, suck it up and have fun, it's not every day you go with your graduating class as a lot of your classmates might be gone for good afterwards. It could've been worse, you raised all that money and did nothing at all.
heybebbby24 0
Does it matter how far away it is? I'd go ******* nuts if my senior class was doing that! And at least its not a far drive (:
Lizzy500 16
#55- you're supposed to use a Baby Ruth. get it right!