Today, after recently quitting a terrible job which made me miserable, I went to my first work meeting at my new job. I was excited to start fresh and meet my new coworkers. Instead, I met my boyfriend's extremely jealous ex-girlfriend. She didn't look excited to see me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I met my ex's new boyfriend. I was at work, cashiering at the movie theater that they were apparently having their first date at. We broke up less than 24 hours ago. FML
Today, I agreed to meet my ex-girlfriend at our favorite restaurant with my hopes high. She just wanted me to meet her new boyfriend. FML
Today, I met my girlfriend's husband for the first time. It went surprisingly well, despite neither of us knowing the other existed before tonight, but it's still a miserable situation no matter what. FML
Today, I finally started my dream job. I turned up for work with a huge smile on my face. Imagine how much my face dropped when I saw that I had to share an office with the girl I stood up last weekend. FML
Today, I excitedly got ready for my first day at my new job. I arrived on time, dressed up, only to find out they meant next Monday, not today. My new boss just gave me a weird look and said, "See you next week?" FML
Today, while at work, my ex-boyfriend came in. I pretended not to see him, hoping he would just pass on by. No such luck. He stopped to tell me that he was there for orientation. My company hired him. FML
Today, I met my ex from the college, and he invited me to dinner. Back then, he was rude and a bit abusive, but I agreed anyway. The man I saw today is loving, caring and fun, with a good job, and I really liked his wife. On the other hand, I'm between jobs, and my relationship's turned into the utter bore. FML
Today, I was at work when my ex and his girlfriend came in. She went on to claim that I was excited when I saw him… but I was actually happy because my shift was ending in 5 minutes. FML
Today, I was excited about being set up on a blind date by one of my new co-workers. It turns out the guy she thought would be a "totally perfect match" for me is the ex who cheated on me. FML
Today, I ran into an old friend of mine at the store. All was going fine, until she showed me her new fiancé. My now ex-boyfriend. FML
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FkMySugar 19
Kill her with kindness. Bitches hate that plus then she will look like the bad guy :)
Clevelandians 17
I'd have been a little more nervous if she WAS excited to see you...
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Comments (42)
MidnaLink 35
So, now you're working with the ex... and she doesn't like it. Tell her, "too bad, so sad".
ballbags 14
Remember if you go in the bathroom and the lights go out scream loudly.
hardy24 9
Maybe that old job is starting to look better and better
sunnyskys 25
lol **** that bitch, sounds like he left her for some reason
The_Avatar 22
Whatever you do op make sure it isnt anything spiteful because you know as soon as you do people will make YOU out to be the bad guy because you're new.
Izabushel 65
Avoid talking about your boyfriend where she might over hear. Think how you might feel if you still loved someone and had to deal with their new SO. Also be careful if she suddenly wants to be your best friend. If things don't start off well, maybe keep a diary, record both your actions. A very basic statement of any interaction. An example 'I offered Megan a cup of tea, Megan stated "Shove it in your ear". I walked away making no response'. I worked with a girl who was bullied and her personal diary was the tipping point in getting the other person fired. Not that this is what you should be aiming for. But if any strange allegations are brought up against you, a diary may help. Make a note of anyone who happened to be near and might of overheard. Don't write it up in front of her. Congrats on the new job, hopefully there are a lot of staff and you won't have to work to closely with her.
Matheo_fml 21
Time to send out some CVs again...
Speedy1979 13
Ignore her at all costs.
Hash13 13
Give it sometime ... With time she may ease up a bit and both of you may find what wonderful Ppl u are .. :)
72alezis838 7
Just remember, your the winner at the end of the day! You have the man she once had. **** her. Haters are your motivators.