Today, my hair got stuck in my umbrella. I asked for help from passers-by, but all I got was weird looks as they hurried past me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
So sorry
Today, I was hurrying for the bus home from work. It was raining and I had my umbrella up. As I hurried by two women, I felt my umbrella hit one of them on the head. I turned to apologise and saw her standing with her hands on her newly bald head. My umbrella had lifted her wig off her head. FML
Today, I was walking through town with my hood up and noticed people giving me funny looks. It wasn't until I got home that I realised the umbrella I was holding over my head had been closed the whole time. FML
Today, at the supermarket everybody was staring at me. After ten minutes, I realized that my umbrella was still open. FML
Today, someone stole my umbrella. It was pouring heavily, and I was using it at the time. FML
Bad hair day
Today, I spent 30 minutes fixing my hair to perfection, only to step outside and have it immediately ruined by a freak gust of rain and wind. The only thing I accomplished was looking like a disheveled bird's nest for the rest of the day. FML
Today, hoping to avoid the rain because I had just gotten an expensive perm, I ducked under an awning. At that moment, the store manager shook the awning, and about 6 hours of rain dumped on my head. FML
Today, a guy lost control of his umbrella in the wind, which then hit me in the eye, making me bleed. He screamed at me for trying to steal his umbrella. People laughed. FML
More than enough, thanks
Today, a man held a door open for me while I fished my umbrella out of my very cluttered bag. As I was opening my umbrella, I turned to thank him for being such a gentleman. Instead, a tampon that had apparently wedged itself into the folds of my umbrella flew into his face. FML
Wigging out
Today, I was riding my bike on a sunny but windy afternoon. Coming up to an intersection, the wind switched directions and my wig blew off and landed in the middle of the road. At this point, I was almost at the other side but I had to turn around and grab my hair before the light turned green. FML
Today, while riding my bike in the rain to a counselling appointment about my depression, my shoelace came untied and got caught around my pedal, causing me to go flying off my bike directly in a huge muddy puddle right in front of a busy street of people. No one offered to help me. FML
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george_s_4 32
I really hate people. Whenever I go to big cities when I try to help homeless people or help people who just need help I get weird looks and people telling me I shouldn't. As human beings we should help eachother out not ignore or get mad at people. It seems like a really simple thing to say but so many people don't get it
ABlindMan 17
I feel you OP, as a child I got caught in an escalator and people started stepping over me and walking away. It took about a full minute before someone bothered to do anything about it.
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604 11
HA!!
totallynotemily 25
Some people only just think of themselves
SixthSinEnvy 39
Most*
fazzems 21
People tend to shy away from touching strangers' hair. Sorry op, hope you figured it out when you found a mirror!
george_s_4 32
I really hate people. Whenever I go to big cities when I try to help homeless people or help people who just need help I get weird looks and people telling me I shouldn't. As human beings we should help eachother out not ignore or get mad at people. It seems like a really simple thing to say but so many people don't get it
Welshite 40
I live in one of the biggest cities in the US, and there are homeless and panhandlers on every street corner. Literally. The problem is that you don't which is which, and if you are really helping or merely perpetuating a problem by encouraging panhandling or giving homeless drug addicts money for their next high. I've been assaulted by people asking for money. I've been threatened when I declined to take them to my apartment. I've had my car punched because some dude was angry the driver next to me didn't give him money. You would do more help by donating to established charities and shelters.
george_s_4 32
I do both. I go almost every year to NYC through the YSOP program which on its own provides food and shelter for the homeless as well as many other things. What me and other people from my school do is make food for homeless and hungry people and then talk with them at dinner and the next day we go to various different soup kitchens, food pantries, and other places like that around nyc. During the times when we are just walking through the city I'll give a little money to people I see or I'll help people if they need something small and people give me weird looks or say I'm wrong for doing that and I think that that's just bullshit. People should help others who need it and not just ignore them
FoucaultsBitch 6
You do realize addictions physically hurt?
InfiniteSunshine 32
#12 Yes, addictions physically hurt people, but not every homeless person is an addict. In fact, majority aren't, and they're usually just going through a difficult time, or it's often due to mental health issues. Unfortunately though, it's hard to tell which ones will use the money in a decent way, and which ones will waste it.
Welshite 40
#12: I was addicted to prescription medication and went cold turkey. I've experienced withdrawal first-hand, and the side effects of those years spent in a drugged up haze remain to this day. It sucks, but there it is, and I'm not going to give others the money to keep their habit going. I've seen and experienced both sides of the coin.
nooblper 21
Coming from someone who works in downtown Chicago, I see a lot of people begging for money. I'm not exactly made of money, but I try to give a few dollars here and there to help out when I can. What hurts the most is when immediately after taking my money, they ask for more and tell me / act like I didn't give them ENOUGH. It never ends, and then if you say it's all you can give now they often redirect you to the nearest ATM. I still never give up trying to help those in need, but It's made me understand why some people feel the way they do about the situation, and why they say not to give. It's sad from both sides, no matter how you look at it.
Mama4ddk 15
#4 I agree with you and feel bad for OP. I mean your hair is stuck what's the problem with asking for a little help? And then for number 4, First of all why are they even offering an opinion? They obviously didn't want yours so why should they hand out there's? Secondly, its your time and money, you spend both just how you want to, you earned them not anyone else. People do not do enough for each other anymore if anything at all. If you take the time and make the effort to simply smile and say hi to someone as you walk by they look at you like you're a stalker or something. At the end of the day you have to answer to your self and your own convictions, do what you feel is right for you.
Exsequor 14
Let me preface with saying that I'm not trying to say that you shouldn't help people. But if you're not from a city, you do have to understand that a decent number of people claiming to need help in cities are scammers who don't actually need help, and are just making money in an easy way. More than likely, that's the reason you get the response that you do from city residents.
sweetpotato301 7
Yeah I agree with the city thing. In big cities, there are so many homeless people that you just cannot give money to all of them. Also, like someone said, it's hard to tell which ones are actually homeless. That's why it's best to give food or clothes, not money.
sweetpotato301 7
Also in my city most of the homeless people tend to hang around at night. As a young woman, I just don't feel safe going up to a random man on the street at night.
pladimir_vutin 5
I love it here in the South, everyone just loves everyone.
ryan9395 12
That's umbrellievable!!!!
RayN156325 21
Your attempt to have a pun, totally failed.
False_Stupidity 42
I thought it worked well tbh.
ryan9395 12
Lol I thought that after I posted it, but I had to stick to my guns... Can't give up on a pun THAT bad
alexishbu 16
Karma will get them later
ABlindMan 17
I feel you OP, as a child I got caught in an escalator and people started stepping over me and walking away. It took about a full minute before someone bothered to do anything about it.
Kinglue 17
That's just ****** up if you're a kid, they just stepped over you as you were stuck right in the middle(or side, I don't know) of the escalator?
ABlindMan 17
I was about 6-7 at the time and I fell on my rear and my pants got cut up and stuck and people were stepping over me and walking away. I was a bit off to the side so it wasn't like there wasn't room to get by, but nobody stopped to help while my mother nearby was unable to do anything because of the people walking past her and over me. A worker came by after about 2 minutes and helped me up. Almost had an artery in my upper left thigh near my groin get shredded by the escalator, which they said I could've bled out from. I still have a wicked 2.5 inch scar that's like an indent.
BananEnigma 24
It's also the bystander effect.... Everyone always ASSUMES that someone ELSE will help...
Mathalamus 25
no one wants to help other people. they all want to focus on themselves. its valid... except for people who cant help themselves for some reason. they are the ones who need help. the right kind of help, that is. teaching them to fish is better than giving them a fish.
SpyroMello 29
It's even worse nowadays because people would rather take pictures or record than help the person in need.
BananEnigma 24
Um, not everyone is like that. Some people genuinely ENJOY helping others in any way they can. What you've observed is likely confirmation bias....
BananEnigma 24
Although I'll agree, people are selfish in general, sometimes "helping" can be selfish in and of itself (that good feeling or "rush" you get from it, feeling like you've done your good deed for the day, etc.).
iislix1ii 19
Some days when Im feeling especially badass, I help old ladies cross the street to get high. Those old ladies sell some really strong stuff.
CrassKal 27
Well that seems ru- *sees location*, considering the craziness I've heard take place in that state, I might be skittish around strangers too.
ChristianH39 30
I'm on mobile so I can't see, what state is it?
ChickenNug 17
Florida
Chazzster 32
OP please explain how you got your hair stuck in an umbrella - I cannot wrap my mind around that concept unless it was one of those huge beehive things that the B52's used to wear.
DoomedGemini 38
Long hair. Opening or closing or just when the umbrella is closed. It's really not that hard.
amazed_71 14
long hair + windy, rainy day