Today, I was excited about being set up on a blind date by one of my new co-workers. It turns out the guy she thought would be a "totally perfect match" for me is the ex who cheated on me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went on a blind date. It turned out that the person who I was set up with was my ex's sibling. We spent the whole evening talking about how terrible my ex is. I'm still single, though. FML
Today, I went on a blind date set up by my best friend. When I got there, my "date" was my ex. My best friend knew, and she thought it would be "funny" to see how we would react. FML
Today, my "friends" set me up on a blind date with a guy who according to their description, sounded perfect in just about every way. He turned out to be my obsessive ex, and this is their idea of a funny prank. FML
Today, I went on a blind date set up by a friend. Everything was going great until I accidentally called my date by my ex’s name. Twice. My date promptly excused herself to the restroom and never came back. FML
Today, I made my way to a bar for a first date with a guy I had been talking to online. It turned out he was actually my ex-boyfriend in disguise, trying to get revenge for dumping him. FML
Today, I went on a blind date a girl from work had set me up with. Apparently my co-worker thinks I'm gay. FML
Today, I was set up on my first blind date since my divorce. My expectations were low, but when she showed up, she was a smoking hot. She was way out of my league, she was delightful and kind throughout the date, but my low confidence shined through. That night she acquired an expensive dinner and a stalker. Me. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. Sadly, I wasn't blind enough. FML
Today, I discovered that the man I have been talking to on a dating site is actually my ex-boyfriend. He created a fake profile and made me fall for someone that doesn't exist. We got on better anonymously than we ever did in 3 years together. FML
Today, my brother set me up on a blind date. I've been single for years and he said she was a perfect match for me, so I was excited. Turned out the fucker was playing a prank. The girl was my sister, who was just as surprised as I was. FML
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Jrefinne 7
Maybe find out his name first? It may be a blind date, but it doesn't have to be a deaf one.
NA053193 0
I really hope you threw your drink at him. FYL
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Comments (85)
Happygofucky 0
It's a small world, hey? Don't give up!! Oh but uhh, maybe skip the blind dates in future :P
RavenRiley007 4
I'm so sorry, you went on a what date?...-_-
tulsafml 0
^ they went on a blind date. it's when people don't think their girl is pretty and cut their eyes out/ put on a blindfold to not see said woman
khaya 9
I bet he was thinking "I shall sleep with her again!! mwahhahamwaha"
rebekahah 7
59- yeah. and it's really gross if they don't clean the blood off of the blindfold. have some self respect, people!
franniedottp 8
37- a blind date is when two people don't know each other (or in this case, two people who other people didn't know knew each other) get put together for a date by friends. But, I approve of the above comments.
buzz18 7
Lol bummer, must of been awkward
RavenRiley007 4
rhetorical question...
MissBunny25 0
go out with him again, then cheat on him. revenge is sweeter than any candy. oh, and order a steak so you can slap him with it.
ILoveEggnog 7
And ruin a perfectly good steak? She should order a tofu burger. Artificial meat seems to fit the situation in my mind.
Nimmrodel 11
Nice idea especially the steak bit lol, but I can't help but feel that if she cheated on him she would only be degrading herself.
ILoveEggnog 7
Mmm, excellent point Nimmrodel. Perhaps "accidental" sterilization would fit the bill? Spill a pot of coffee on his crotch maybe? I don't typically approve of going for the 'nads, but I don't like cheaters.
awardZu 0
I agree with eggnog. Why waste a perfectly good steak? Use the plate instead!
Nimmrodel 11
I like your thinking Eggnogg it's devastating and easily made to look like an accident. I hope OP is taking notes.
ILoveEggnog 7
awardZu, I disagree with you. If she uses the plate she could potentially be charged with battery. The more I think about it, the better Msbunnies idea seems. What guy wants to be slapped in the face with "meat"?
kaysha_fml 0
I agree a veggi burger would be better to throw at his face but be sure to put hot sauce in it and a lot so you can say it slipped and he will probably go blind " what a bastard "
skitzofreniks 5
you could be charged with assault using a steak as well...
ydi_4_suking 20
i agree with everyone agreeing with one another. she should get a std and infect the guy with it. he will never forget her that way
AllKnowingBrett 0
just order the most expensive meal and drinks, and make him pay
andreabeth95 2
AKBrett- literally and figuratively :)
khaya 9
Use the knife and fork to stab him then eat the steak with your hands, how a steak should be eaten.
ydi_4_suking 20
51 yea but so what. he'll remember what he did
jess6blondie9 3
Eh. Two wrongs don't make a right. That's just stooping to his level.
TheWorldGreatest 8
lol
Mcgirr13 0
well I think u should look at him for a minute straight in the eye, so he looks then he'll try to make a move. then, u can leave or have all hell break loose
Aiyah_52 5
'rawr' moment take 2!
CDABXXX 5
am i the only person here who doesnt understand this?
Darko21 5
No I'm with you buddy.
wdupvato 0
you deserved it the other girl was prolly much prettier
aquariusangel420 0
5 your a dick go **** yourself I bet OP is pretty than you dumbASS
wdupvato 0
I'm just speaking the truth, u mad?
DjeePee 25
People, let us not feed the troll. Please.
NA053193 0
I really hope you threw your drink at him. FYL
romanthompson 0
hit me up Ma
wdupvato 0
I dont think she dates Negros
Sprocket 5
What is your problem?
ILoveEggnog 7
I think that 17's question may have actually been directed at a comment that was directly above this one, but was deleted by the Mod gods.
Nimmrodel 11
it was I saw it earlier and it's a good job it's gone.
ILoveEggnog 7
It was deleted right when I was about to tear into the guy and make his day very unhappy by inflicting phycological pain upon his immature self.
buriningfingerna 0
you are very pretty
techweed 12
at least when you were together you were the perfect match
RavenRiley007 4
dude ur prof. pic...I love it!
A7X_LoVeee 10
At least she was spot on with the matchmaking
Jrefinne 7
Maybe find out his name first? It may be a blind date, but it doesn't have to be a deaf one.
jordanprodigy023 0
Hit it and quit it
calley123 0
I laughed so hard at that :) Hahah!
mintcar 10
How awkward. He probably felt the same way OP.