Today, after putting an ad on Craigslist to sell a coat, I finally got a call. The guy on the phone seemed interested, and was especially curious to know if I could "model" it for him, in "stockings and suspenders." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend and I were looking up sexy clothes for me to wear while role-playing. I saw something I liked and asked him if we should get it. When he saw the model wearing it in the picture, he asked "Does it come with the girl?" FML
Today, I was walking with my girlfriend, when she walked ahead of me cat-walk style, turned around and said, "Do you think I could model?" I blurted out, "Yes... for a plus-size clothing line." FML
Today, I got so desperate for cash that I decided to start selling my used panties online. FML
Today, I went to a store to buy pants for a new job. A really hot guy helped me get a pair down from a high shelf so I could try them on. He had flirted with me so I hurried in the fitting room so I could go talk to him. Note to self: Check to see if you have pants on after trying on clothes. FML
Today, I made a Craigslist ad looking for hot and horny women that wanted some. I only got one reply, from another guy asking me if this kind of thing actually works. FML
Today, I was having a nice conversation with my fiancé when he said out of nowhere, "I sold some of your panties". I thought he was joking so I said I hoped they weren't any of my favorites. He wasn't joking, though, and now some stranger from Craigslist owns my panties. FML
Today, my friend posted my picture on Craigslist under the "men seeking men" section. I got 16 replies with 2 hours. He then decided to post another picture of me under "men seeking women" to compare results. The only reply I got was from a man. FML
Today, I had a job interview. I didn't have any clothes suitable for the interview, so I went to the store early and bought some there. After the interview, I went to return the clothes, because they were so expensive. The hiring manager saw me. FML
Today, the man who hit on me in a store and asked for my number showed up on my doorstep to inquire about my couch for sale. With his wife. FML
Today, I was at the mall with my friend. A lady came up to us and told my friend that she could be a model. Then the lady looked at me and said, "Oh... Nice shoes." FML
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Boston_4_Life 3
Tell him no
IdontWanna69 8
Seems legit.
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Comments (149)
Ruffclue 9
Smart marketing skills. Tell him just not yet - say u wanna sell ur unwanted shirt/jeans and take a photo with them and ask him if he is interested in ur stockings ( the one ull be wearing in the picture). And crop ur face out or blurr it - and tell him u can see my face when u bring the money. U can really make 3 bills out of this guy.
natureboyn 6
Now thats marketing skills
katcot99 11
I don't want to live on this earth anymore, SMH
flockz 20
*planet* unless there's multiple earths like you're suggesting, which would mean that i would be so universally mindfucked that i would be able to smell every cavity and crease of my rectum because my head would be shoved so far up my ass.
tylersign 11
*There are*
FireFlie07 20
This is why I stay away from Craigslist
pexy_fml 16
Is he really interested by the coat ? I think he is a pervert
Mnemosyne_Love 2
You're so observant.
RedPillSucks 33
coats with benefits.... Tell him yes, then show up fully clothed, in a "stocking cap" and overall suspenders. Not what he meant? Tell him, no refunds, and next time be more ******* specific!
rubberduckie94 13
For some reason the lumber jack song is playing in my head now.
muFilter 19
Welp, there goes any chance I had for productivity. On the other hand, "I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay!"...
jake3292 5
Kinky
pimplefacedgirly 8
Why did I read this as 'goat' instead of 'coat'? It was so confusing!
TheDrudgeChild 4
I re-read it with "goat" now and got the best mental image ever. Thank you.
mugu 0
All the pervs and organ harvesters are on Craigslist!! -_-
bmbrls 2
Ask him to dance for you first in a brown bikini. Whilst you spank his bottom