Today, I was walking with my girlfriend, when she walked ahead of me cat-walk style, turned around and said, "Do you think I could model?" I blurted out, "Yes... for a plus-size clothing line." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I asked my girlfriend what she thought of a certain plus-sized vocalist, to which she replied, "She's gorgeous!" I said, "That's great because you remind me a lot of her." Now she's not talking to me. FML
Today, I was at the mall with my friend. A lady came up to us and told my friend that she could be a model. Then the lady looked at me and said, "Oh... Nice shoes." FML
Today, my girlfriend asked me to get her new clothes. She's gone from a size 4 to a size 12 during our relationship. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were looking up sexy clothes for me to wear while role-playing. I saw something I liked and asked him if we should get it. When he saw the model wearing it in the picture, he asked "Does it come with the girl?" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were in Victoria's Secret. I saw a picture of a model and said, "I wish I looked like that." He replied with, "Me too." FML
Today, I was chosen out of 64 women to model for the catalog of a new clothing store. Just when my self-confidence took a dramatic boost, I looked at the evaluation sheet. I was picked due to attributes such as my "extra large figure and average face" to make below average women feel beautiful. FML
Today, I asked my friend who is a fashion major why she didn't want to use me as a model for her senior project. She said my boobs were too big. I doubt it'd have been an issue if I were a girl. FML
Today, while shopping for a birthday present for my size 0 friend, I picked out a pair of pants for her. When paying, the cashier looked me up and down and said, "Well, you're pretty optimistic aren't you?" FML
Today, I was trying on wedding dresses with my future sister-in-law who is a little bigger than me. We tried on a similar dress and she said it looked better on me because I'm skinny. Instead of saying, "No way" or "It looks great on you", I accidentally said, "Yeah, I know." FML
Today, while standing in line at the grocery store, I noticed that myself and the woman in front of me were wearing the same shirt. As she was about to leave, I said to her "Hey! I'm wearing that shirt!" She turned to me and replied, "Not in THIS size you aren't." FML
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b023d 0
wow, one word. FAIL.
elfknight 0
The correct answer is either "Yes." Or "No, you're not built like a 12 yo boy."
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Comments (92)
b023d 0
wow, one word. FAIL.
VolleyballSMASH 1
new word- er words... stupid heartless bitchface who deserves to go rot someplace. f your girlfriends life you moron.
Gorsbug823 0
wow
22cute 17
I hope she beat you senseless.
PlaySpades 21
Why? Maybe she really is plus sized....
nightslayer 6
It's not a fail if she actually is big enough to be classified as a plus size model, and also if she didnt like it her fault for asking, at least he was truthful(hopefully)
THEsuperMANLYman 10
Lol im looking at the comments right now and whoever says op is an asshole is probably a fatty
natsaysheyyy 16
Wait, what is wrong with what he said? If she's not skinny enough for regular modeling, then oh well. They are all size 0's. Nothing to be ashamed off. There are a lot of hot plus size models, and thick girls are the new thing nowadays. I applaud OP for being honest with his girlfriend! As long as she's healthy and doesn't have a fat gut, then I don't see anything wrong with what he said or what she looks like. She should be flattered. Not many girls get told they can model!
LivToFail 28
I thought I lived for failure, this guy exists as failure incarnate. Even if she was plus sized, I really dont think the extra size was neccesary.
Timmytwofinger 0
you obviously like getting beats from fat girls, you sick ****
Haelous 0
Wow. That is really funny, yet really terrible. Nice work.
Rainbowsareshiny 0
wow. i hope this is an FML because she won't be with you anymore. sigh or not....but seriously???? you. fail.
Jason_fml 0
I hope she kicked you in the nuts.
Ha1r1nY0S0up 15
No.
elfknight 0
The correct answer is either "Yes." Or "No, you're not built like a 12 yo boy."
VolleyballSMASH 1
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
no, the correct answer is yes, if you put your mind to it, you can do anything you want (hug)
TrippingOnAcid 29
#56 Not everybody needs that kind of cringe in their life in order to feel validated
TheDog6 24
I want to be one of Santa's reindeers. Mind. Get to work.
xfmlx_fml 0
not cool...not cool
krishna1791 0
yeah i hope you got a good slap in the face!
pinkfrenchrose 5
"Today, I was acting flirty around my boyfriend and asked if I should model. He said, 'Yes, for a plus-sized clothing line. FML"
lolo527 0
wow...you are a prince. Your gf is a lucky lucky girl