Today, my daughter got fired from a high five figures job for making up fake religious holidays to get days off, and for almost a year her boss was so scared of being called a racist, he never bothered to look into it until today, and she was sacked 10 minutes later. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was fired. Why? Because I called in sick on my daughter's birthday, even though you cannot "abandon work for personal affairs". My boss's favorite employee got to skip work on his wife's birthday two weeks ago. He still works here. FML
Today, after a long couple of months working non-stop, I finally got someone to cover my shift. Turns out she was joking, and when I didn't show up for work, I was fired. FML
Today, my boss called me into her office to tell me I needed to mind my own business and not question everything my newest co-worker does. Yesterday, I stopped the new girl from giving $6,000 to the wrong person. I was fired on the spot. The new girl was promoted into my job. FML
Today, I was fired from my job. The reason? My boss didn't feel comfortable paying his son's girlfriend. FML
Today, after a month at my new job, my boss fired me because I didn't have enough experience. She hired me with full knowledge of this fact. FML
Today, I got fired from my dream job. I found out today that the girl who trained me lied and taught me how to do things wrong, so that when she got back from maternity leave, she could get me fired and take her job back. My new coworkers were in on her plan from the beginning. FML
Today, I got fired for taking time off to see my sister in the hospital after she got in a car accident. Before I got fired, I found out my boss took time off because her horoscope said she should. FML
Today, my boss threatened to fire me for racism after I refused to hire a black woman. I didn't hire her because she came to the interview wearing what was basically a bikini and she was covered in tattoos depicting lewd sex acts. FML
Today, while on vacation, I got fired for not working a shift I wasn't scheduled for. Even after texting my boss a copy of my vacation approval letter, she still fired me. FML
Today, my sister called me at work and told me our elderly mom had passed away. I dropped everything and rushed home, to find out she was fine, and that my sister was just pranking me. When I explained this to my boss, he accused me of lying to get out of work, and I was fired. FML
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Top comments
SirEnigM0nk 22
How dare they defile Pastehach! The Flying Spaghetti Monster frowns upon this blasphemy!
RichardPencil 32
Festivus is real, dammit!
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Comments (8)
RichardPencil 32
Festivus is real, dammit!
core01 30
She's a genius!
SamanthaThe1st 23
That reminds me, I gotta go. It's Buchwuch.
SirEnigM0nk 22
How dare they defile Pastehach! The Flying Spaghetti Monster frowns upon this blasphemy!
Iamthebanzai22 21
Yeah.. She really isn't doing her own race any favours.
mccuish 25
Is your daughter bender from futurama
Hangryko 32
Were one of the fake religious holidays The Feast of Maximum Occupancy from "The Simpsons?"
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
She's an idiot. 30 minutes of work on her day off setting up websites could have given her all the cover she needs for her made-up holiday.