Today, after putting an ad on Craigslist to sell a coat, I finally got a call. The guy on the phone seemed interested, and was especially curious to know if I could "model" it for him, in "stockings and suspenders." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I were looking up sexy clothes for me to wear while role-playing. I saw something I liked and asked him if we should get it. When he saw the model wearing it in the picture, he asked "Does it come with the girl?" FML
Today, I was walking with my girlfriend, when she walked ahead of me cat-walk style, turned around and said, "Do you think I could model?" I blurted out, "Yes... for a plus-size clothing line." FML
Today, I got so desperate for cash that I decided to start selling my used panties online. FML
Today, I went to a store to buy pants for a new job. A really hot guy helped me get a pair down from a high shelf so I could try them on. He had flirted with me so I hurried in the fitting room so I could go talk to him. Note to self: Check to see if you have pants on after trying on clothes. FML
Today, I made a Craigslist ad looking for hot and horny women that wanted some. I only got one reply, from another guy asking me if this kind of thing actually works. FML
Today, I was having a nice conversation with my fiancé when he said out of nowhere, "I sold some of your panties". I thought he was joking so I said I hoped they weren't any of my favorites. He wasn't joking, though, and now some stranger from Craigslist owns my panties. FML
Today, my friend posted my picture on Craigslist under the "men seeking men" section. I got 16 replies with 2 hours. He then decided to post another picture of me under "men seeking women" to compare results. The only reply I got was from a man. FML
Today, I had a job interview. I didn't have any clothes suitable for the interview, so I went to the store early and bought some there. After the interview, I went to return the clothes, because they were so expensive. The hiring manager saw me. FML
Today, the man who hit on me in a store and asked for my number showed up on my doorstep to inquire about my couch for sale. With his wife. FML
Today, I was at the mall with my friend. A lady came up to us and told my friend that she could be a model. Then the lady looked at me and said, "Oh... Nice shoes." FML
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Boston_4_Life 3
Tell him no
IdontWanna69 8
Seems legit.
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Comments (149)
bloomgirlbec 6
Hahahahahaha
davek 36
Craigslist, don't ya just love it?
mnscrewup 0
Sounds like a compliment to me...
groupleader 7
Hey, I had a very good reason for that request. If you don't want to sell me your coat, I guess we're done.
eyecon502 13
At least he asked on the phone and not in person...then things would have gotten really awkward.
ElricMustang 23
That kinda creeped me out, too
Demonfish 14
Just out of curiosity, who was it that zombified you, and did you hack them to pieces before you turned?
E001mek 5
that sounds like a compliment. why is this an FML?
Petunia888 13
Well, shit, lady, what the hell did you expect from Craigslist? Donate it to someone in need.
babyshaft408 8
Gotta love crAigslist