Today, after not showering with my boyfriend in 3 months, he called me in to the bathroom and asked me to shower with him. After getting excited and ripping my clothes off, I get in and he asks me to wash his hair. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend turned down a shower with me because he didn't want to get his hair wet. FML
Today, I suggestively asked my boyfriend to take a shower with me. He got in, washed himself, and got out, ignoring me the whole time. FML
Today, my boyfriend looked at me and suggestively told me to take a shower. He's leaving for two days so I humored him, thinking he wanted to do it in the shower. I waited for 20 minutes before he knocked on the door, telling me he needed to shower as well. He just wanted me to take a shower. FML
Today, I was taking a shower. I heard my boyfriend come into the bathroom, brush his teeth and take off his clothes. He joined me in the shower and instead of doing something loving or sexy, he let out a huge fart into his hand and threw it into my face. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he hasn't showered since our first date. We've been dating for three weeks. FML
Today, I had to ask my boyfriend to take a shower, because he smelt awful and wanted to cuddle. After 45 minutes, he did so. I wanted to cuddle and fool around after he was done. I got rejected because he didn't want to get dirty. FML
Today, my boyfriend hasn't showered in two weeks. He says he doesn't want his "manliness" to wash off. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were about to take our first shower together. When he came into the room, he had swimming trunks on. FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about how hard it is to wash long hair. While I was talking, he interrupted and said, "Wait, you actually wash your hair?" FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me that he hasn't showered in over a week because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML
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Top comments
Bliepje 22
why is that bad? i think its sweet. Does it always have to be a sexual thing?
FrankHotpants 31
One of the biggest misconceptions, showering with your partner is mostly just that. One person standing back in the cold handing the other one shampoo and conditioners and what not.
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Comments (14)
reymon8823 24
sounds like you have a girlfriend
GhostFox 34
Sounds like he wanted the intimacy, not sex. Seriously, I can really only think of three situations where humans are more vulnerable than the showed- when having sex, when going to the bathroom, and when sleeping. Pretty big display of trust. Also, shower sex is over glorified and really dangerous. Wet, soapy, slippery floors, few handholds, even fewer footholds, risk of water temperature changing and burning or freezing delicate parts, might air... not to mention for some acts you'd have to sit or lay on the floor unless the shower had a built in seat or bench. Honestly sounds like it is more of a pain than pleasure.
Missbarbie 13
Aw that's cute! Wash his hair:)
QueenBrix 2
jump her bones and quit being a pus