Today, I once again had another guy's sweaty crotch pushed into my face. I still don't see why I enjoy wrestling. FML
Chilaxe tells us more.
Hey, OP here, thought I'd comment to clear some stuff up. First, I really enjoy wrestling, I've done it since a young age and I love the competitiveness, the endurance it takes, ALMOST everything about it lol. It was just a bad day and that happening it just annoyed me, honestly, if you wrestle and that hasn't happened once, you're lucky lol, happens to the best. Also, I didn't mean to give a bad name to wrestling at all, trust me, I know all the jokes about it and it bothers me as much as any other wrestler, but hey, that stuff happens, you just ignore it and keep going. I did enjoy reading your comments though lol
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
SquealingMoose 14
If you don't enjoy crotch in your face, stop wrestling. Simple.
mackdeezy 22
Well wrestling is always described as "sweaty men in tights" so you can't say you didn't know what you were getting into.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (108)
azaelgza98 5
first!
mackdeezy 22
Really? You do realize your "first" is short lived because they always delete those posts.
SquealingMoose 14
If you don't enjoy crotch in your face, stop wrestling. Simple.
badluckalex 23
I bet op secretly likes sweaty balls in his face
rainbowdog 17
#24, there's his reason for enjoying wrestling.
TheCanucklehead 22
These are grown, sweaty, oiled up men giving each other belly to belly suplexes.
sweetest_jenn 18
That's terrible advice. There are pros and cons in everything. OP does wrestling because he enjoys combat and contact sports, occasional sweaty crotches and all. Just like us women enjoy relationships and marriages. Occasional sweaty crotches and all...
Mauskau 36
Jenn, one of those is a hobby, the other is a life choice.
MisterGasMoney 16
#26, In your profile it says you enjoy sports and wrestling....But you're trashing wrestling in the FML? What???
mike7800 8
wow #28 you sure are one Hell of a profiler cuz I for one don't who the Hell this guy is
sayyestothedress 24
#24. He might be gay
Testing1234 25
I bet OP just wanted a published FML by lying about his secret gayness he loves crotch
badluckbayan 16
Oh dear god the imagery is too strong
mackdeezy 22
Well wrestling is always described as "sweaty men in tights" so you can't say you didn't know what you were getting into.
IloveToLaugh143 21
Maybe OP can't see why he enjoys wrestling due to the balls in his face.
jtthegr8 26
You can't really complain. I mean you knew it was happening and you still continue to wrestle. (I'm not saying you should stop)
LifeMD 14
I'm sure there are other sports out there you would enjoy doing.
AnOriginalName 19
Well maybe you can count this as motivation to train harder so that you can get that pin without all the crotch-to-face action.
onlychildFTW 34
Or if he gets batter his crotch can go in the other guys face. Haha.
laxbrosive 4
if he buys some batter then he'll definitely win all the time.
T_and_A 4
So he should batter his crotch, then put it in the other guy's face? Yeah that should do it.
Jaredphamtom 10
That happened to my buddy while wrestling, except it was his teammate who took out his sack and put it on the back of his head... He ended up quitting
gracehi 33
Admit it... You love being man handled by sweaty, muscle bound men. It's okay. This is the twenty first century. We won't judge. ;)
elcee1987 18
Well I'm judging a little ;)
Ryanc621 9
That winky face does not belong in that sentence. I'm a racist ;) See? Just doesn't work
foxwasalamb 24
dont lie, we all know you secretly enjoy it. FML is a safe place, you can tell us. were like a family
illegalbeagle69 23
A large, totally beyond screwed up family.
bpickett18 16
Pribably the most unsuportive famiky ever.
OysterPearls 33
Only when our members' grammar is as terrible as yours, 48.
cakefete2 31
Come on, did you even try to proofread that one?!
Shrouds 14
a Famiky sounds prett cool. I'll take three.
illegalbeagle69 23
Who the hell wouldn't be grossed out by that.. And if this is a reason you dislike wrestling and you don't have any other reason to enjoy it, why torture yourself and continue?
cakefete2 31
Maybe a scholarship. OP might be very talented in a sport they happen to not like very much.