Today, I decided to pull a prank on my girlfriend by hiding in the closet and scaring her when she came home. I got in and closed the closet doors, only to realize I couldn't open them from the inside. She just texted me to say she covered for a friend and won't be home for 6 more hours. FML
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Wow! I can't believe this got posted so fast. I only posted it like 3 days ago. Let me just inform you all that I made it out, SAFE and with UNBROKEN doors. I texted a buddy of mine and he came and got me out, but not before making me listen to him tell me a plethora of gay jokes. It was worth it though because after I came out of the closet (ha ha) we had some beers and played video games for a few hours. And to answer some peoples' concerns, my girlfriend and I prank each other a lot. She pranks me more often than I prank her. Or she tries. I go for stelth and try to wait and do something when she thinks I've forgotten about or war or when least expects it. Obviously I peaked myself this time, but just wait. :)
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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C8H18 33
Looks like the joke's on you!
Regulate 21
I mean, it's not like you're stuck. You might have to buy another closet door though. Probably worth six hours of freedom.
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Comments (24)
Glowworm56 27
Sounds like someone was trapped in the closet.
C8H18 33
Looks like the joke's on you!
bigred121970 10
I bet you won't do that again.
Regulate 21
I mean, it's not like you're stuck. You might have to buy another closet door though. Probably worth six hours of freedom.
Regulate 21
I mean, it's not like you're stuck. You might have to buy another closet door though. Probably worth six hours of freedom.
RichardPencil 32
I thought she was going to be bringing in another dude. I hope she still likes you after you come out of the closet.
RichardPencil 32
I thought she was going to be bringing in another dude. I hope she still likes you after you come out of the closet.
Exaspera 55
Hope you brought a jar. BTW I don't think this is a very good prank, you could get really hurt.
hunterseal 18
That's not a cool prank, hopefully those six hours gave you time to reevaluate yourself
CalebBWoods 5
Some people enjoy those kinds of pranks, me and my girlfriend scare the crap out of one another often as jokes. Don't judge just because you don't. Your not his girl
Regulate 21
Ok, Oscar, calm down. Look how that worked out for you last time.
iamme216 7
*starts playing r. kelly*