Today, after having my bath, I realised that I've gotten so fat that I have to lift up my butt cheeks in order to dry underneath them. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I'm officially fat enough I have to lift my belly out of the way to get to my zipper when I need to pee in public toilets. I hate myself. FML
Today, after taking a shower, I decided to weigh myself. Curious, I peered down. I couldn't see the scale. I am fat. FML
Today, I was in the shower when I realised that maybe I'm getting a little too fat. I was scrubbing the old belly when a dollar flew out onto the floor. I'm 23. FML
Today, I realized how fat I really am. While going to the bathroom I leaned to the side to wipe my butt and heard a crack. Not knowing what it was, I continued to wipe. After I finished, I got up to see that I'd cracked the toilet seat in half. FML
Today, I'd had enough of the excrement sticking in my butt hair. Now that I'm shaved, I feel my buttocks rubbing together. With every step. FML
Today, I felt an itch on my butt so I went to the bathroom to scratch it. It was actually a dried layer of skin that broke from years of wear and tear, and now every time I shit I feel immense pain for the next hour. FML
Today, I noticed I have to lift up my fat to see my penis. FML
Today, I pulled a muscle in my arm while wiping my butt. FML
Today, while getting ready for work, I realized that all my pants were getting a bit tight. When I got home from work, I went in to the bathroom and stood on the scale, which confirmed that I have gained a few pounds. I then realized that I was eating while standing on the scale. FML
Today, I found out that as I get closer to 40, I often need to wipe my arse when I fart. FML
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Top comments
Tikwichka 5
Ugh, now there's an image I don't want in my head!
gozar_fml 1
Just make sure you're not the one in walmart with short shorts.
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Comments (269)
oped01 8
You recognize your weight as a problem. get started and do something about it. You will be happier and live a better life. Dont get discouraged, portion control is the only way, and ignore the nasty posters here. good luck.
maskedman 9
if you stomach is still flat and your arms are slender then you could be in some music videos.
purplemnm 9
ydi for being fat, Fatty Fatass McFatterson!
purplemnm 9
I'm not ******* fat, piss off and die bitch.
blackirish44 0
lol yes u are
nuke_o 0
you are.. one question, do you store food in your cheeks chipmunk?
Rhinehart 0
Some girls are bigger than others, Some girls are bigger than others. Some girls mothers are bigger than other girls mothers.
TheSexynator 0
I hope this motivated u to get rollin.... towards ur nearest 24hr fitness ;D
STEREOSCOPIC 0
ewwww that's just nasty bet u can't see ur toes too
kayvan 8
The only rational course of action is to take on becoming healthier; evaluate your food choices and start exercising and never stop -it has to be a lifetime change.
xtrmtrig 0
Sucks, that's just friggin lazy!
bellum568 0
you guys are just mean, you shouldn't make fun of someone because you don't know what their circumstances are.
nuke_o 0
agreed.
disney_blonde 16
How do people not realize they're gaining weight? At some point your clothes start getting tight....do you just buy a bigger size and think nothing of it?