Today, after having my bath, I realised that I've gotten so fat that I have to lift up my butt cheeks in order to dry underneath them. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I'm officially fat enough I have to lift my belly out of the way to get to my zipper when I need to pee in public toilets. I hate myself. FML
Today, after taking a shower, I decided to weigh myself. Curious, I peered down. I couldn't see the scale. I am fat. FML
Today, I was in the shower when I realised that maybe I'm getting a little too fat. I was scrubbing the old belly when a dollar flew out onto the floor. I'm 23. FML
Today, I realized how fat I really am. While going to the bathroom I leaned to the side to wipe my butt and heard a crack. Not knowing what it was, I continued to wipe. After I finished, I got up to see that I'd cracked the toilet seat in half. FML
Today, I'd had enough of the excrement sticking in my butt hair. Now that I'm shaved, I feel my buttocks rubbing together. With every step. FML
Today, I felt an itch on my butt so I went to the bathroom to scratch it. It was actually a dried layer of skin that broke from years of wear and tear, and now every time I shit I feel immense pain for the next hour. FML
Today, I noticed I have to lift up my fat to see my penis. FML
Today, I pulled a muscle in my arm while wiping my butt. FML
Today, while getting ready for work, I realized that all my pants were getting a bit tight. When I got home from work, I went in to the bathroom and stood on the scale, which confirmed that I have gained a few pounds. I then realized that I was eating while standing on the scale. FML
Today, I found out that as I get closer to 40, I often need to wipe my arse when I fart. FML
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Tikwichka 5
Ugh, now there's an image I don't want in my head!
gozar_fml 1
Just make sure you're not the one in walmart with short shorts.
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Comments (269)
mjolene 0
214- yes , laughing at fat people is fun AND yes they are gross, so are you. hahahahaha
eyeofthetiger7 0
ydi for eating maccas everyday
goldspeck 0
if you haven't realized fmlers don't take kindly to fatties!! ydi.
wjwiv 0
*sigh* you have become another typical American. I want to be one of the few who aren't overweight.
seanseansean321 0
that's pleasant friend.
ihpb09 2
OK people listen up for all the morons defending this fatass on the grounds of "medical reasons", let me ask you what medical condition / reason would cause fatness SOOO fat that they'd have to physically lift their cheeks??? yes, medical reasons exist for weight, but not THAT kind of weight. at that point OP just needs to PUT DOWN THE ******* BURGER go run fatty. no sympathy here.
xkylieshea 0
thats just screwed up right there
nuke_o 0
250: babe there is such a thing called thyroids, and if that doesn't work right than (in most cases) it is impossible to lose weight. also if you have cancer you can't just stop eating, become bulimic, anorexic, or exercise. so there is my two cents. :)
KlimtPhelan 0
Yes, but not EVERY SINGLE FAT PERSON has a thyroid problem. :/ If it WAS a thyroid problem, I highly doubt that she discovered it when she was suddenly too heavy to dry her ass.
livietisme 2
um you def deserve that if you dint realize your gained that much weight it's your our fault eat a bit less n get off the couch a bit more I know how it feels to struggle with your weight but there's no excuse for that that's just sad
livietisme 2
ok commenting on my own postvfore anyone says anything several things were autocorrected to something other than what I wanted to say I realized this I am not a dumbass fatass or anything such as that just so ya know =)
maddie1 0
eeeeeewwww wtf?! i did NOT want that image in my head!!!!!!