Today, after having multiple dreams where I have a daughter with my boyfriend, I'm now emotionally attached to a child who isn't real, and I get depressed when I can't be with her in real life. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my son is only two but I'm already plagued by the idea of him one day having a wife or girlfriend. I'm being kept awake at night by the betrayal of something that hasn't even happened. FML
Today, I picked my 12-year-old daughter up from school after her first sexual education lecture. She burst into tears on the way home explaining her fears of being pregnant with her boyfriend's child. As if that doesn't sound bad enough, I've met her boyfriend before. He is imaginary. FML
Today, I get as much time with the woman of my dreams as I do with my children: One day, every two weeks. She lives with me. They don't. FML
Today, my daughter came up to me crying. When I asked her what was wrong, she told me that she had a fight with her imaginary boyfriend. She's 16. I raised this child. FML
Today, I spent a good hour playing a life simulation game so my character could go through the stages of pregnancy and labor, only to jealously cry for an hour because my character can successfully get pregnant and have a baby, and I can't. FML
Today, I realized my daughter has been in longer relationships than I have. FML
Today, I had a dream that I was 25, unemployed, living with my parents, and still completely in love with someone who no longer feels the same way about me. Oh wait... it wasn't a dream. FML
Today, after dumping my fiancé and altering my life following my therapist's advice so I could be free and self-sufficient, I finally feel like I'm in control of my life! However, I just had a dream where I was married to my ex and had two beautiful babies, and I cried so hard I had to call out sick. What have I done? FML
Today, I had to comfort my husband after he had a dream in which both his parents died. He was really upset. Both my parents are dead… in real life. FML
Today, the girl of my dreams, the one person I've met in my life that I could see myself spending the rest of it with, told me she loves me. She then specifically added "...but not in that way, so we could never be together." FML
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Top comments
revan546 24
Why don't you talk to your boyfriend about I don't know... Having a REAL child?..
Aspen_Grace33 27
A girl I work with dreamt about her children before she even knew she was pregnant! Maybe it's a sign of things to come! Cheer up and maybe congrats!!!
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Comments (121)
annarcheer 19
then have a kid
angelchappell 2
i have these dreams all the time, these are the only dreams i have. and, they are ABSOLUTELY HORRIBLE because there is no way I'm pregnant or could get pregnant since i am dating another woman if you're NOT A TEENAGER then please, have a baby.
geminidragon01 9
therapy needed....... just sayin
lixarodriguez 7
Are you raven Simone?
thes7274473 19
Ask a relative if you can take care of their kid for a while. You'll never want a kid for a long long time.
DreadedSamurai 17
It's ok OP just sabotage the condom next time XD
DreadedSamurai 17
That was mean of me OP keep the hope alive for your dream daughter!
year2015 11
It's like that lullaby! (I can't remenber the name of it)
LifeTrolls 16
Its okay. I've had dreams about falling in love with someone again. They truly start out as wonderful, but in one of them I got so friend zoned I helped plan her wedding and became the godfather. in another, the girl turned out to be a serial killer... I was so heartbroken I didn't fight back.
bandsbutdead 7
my sister had the same thing happen to her except it was a son not a daughter
GUYMAINE 16
So you're crazy?