Today, after having multiple dreams where I have a daughter with my boyfriend, I'm now emotionally attached to a child who isn't real, and I get depressed when I can't be with her in real life. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my son is only two but I'm already plagued by the idea of him one day having a wife or girlfriend. I'm being kept awake at night by the betrayal of something that hasn't even happened. FML
Today, I picked my 12-year-old daughter up from school after her first sexual education lecture. She burst into tears on the way home explaining her fears of being pregnant with her boyfriend's child. As if that doesn't sound bad enough, I've met her boyfriend before. He is imaginary. FML
Today, I get as much time with the woman of my dreams as I do with my children: One day, every two weeks. She lives with me. They don't. FML
Today, my daughter came up to me crying. When I asked her what was wrong, she told me that she had a fight with her imaginary boyfriend. She's 16. I raised this child. FML
Today, I spent a good hour playing a life simulation game so my character could go through the stages of pregnancy and labor, only to jealously cry for an hour because my character can successfully get pregnant and have a baby, and I can't. FML
Today, I realized my daughter has been in longer relationships than I have. FML
Today, I had a dream that I was 25, unemployed, living with my parents, and still completely in love with someone who no longer feels the same way about me. Oh wait... it wasn't a dream. FML
Today, after dumping my fiancé and altering my life following my therapist's advice so I could be free and self-sufficient, I finally feel like I'm in control of my life! However, I just had a dream where I was married to my ex and had two beautiful babies, and I cried so hard I had to call out sick. What have I done? FML
Today, I had to comfort my husband after he had a dream in which both his parents died. He was really upset. Both my parents are dead… in real life. FML
Today, the girl of my dreams, the one person I've met in my life that I could see myself spending the rest of it with, told me she loves me. She then specifically added "...but not in that way, so we could never be together." FML
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Top comments
revan546 24
Why don't you talk to your boyfriend about I don't know... Having a REAL child?..
Aspen_Grace33 27
A girl I work with dreamt about her children before she even knew she was pregnant! Maybe it's a sign of things to come! Cheer up and maybe congrats!!!
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Comments (121)
AFaye3964 17
I had dreams like that before my pregnancy.
eathebooty 4
I really think you need some help
LegenHD 6
This scenario has happened to me a few times
Scotticus117 11
Am I gonna be the only to point out that maybe they should get married and then have children? Or do we just casual knock up our girlfriends in this day and age?
limabeans101029 21
It's very possible that they just aren't ready for a child yet
flapping_paper_ 4
Is your name Asuna and by any chance have you played a game called sword art online
Tryragos_fml 5
The difference is that Yui-chan is real in the VRMMO (and as Kirito said, she'll one day be real in the real world)
toiletgod 15
Seek therapy. You're crazy.
otumboo 10
maybe your pregnant and don't know it quite yet ? go to the doctor or buy a test
otaku2530 11
Kinda like how i had a dream about my mom went to McDonalds and mixed the Strawberry Fanta & Sprite together, i woke up saw a McDonalds cup tasted it and that's exactly what it was, dreams tell the future
dDailydDosage 8
This is the most touching thing I have read. You have that daughter so you can be with her!
headofmedusa 15
Dream up a tragic death and move on I suppose.