Today, after having lost 11 pounds following my pregnancy, I felt sexy and put on a cute outfit for my husband. When he walked into the bedroom, he ended up passing me three times, and then went to bed without a word. FML
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Today, my husband returned from a 6-week business trip. During that time, I put myself on a very strict diet/exercise regimen so I could surprise him with a hefty weight loss. He took one look at me and demanded to know who I was fucking on the side. Yeah, because that’s the only reason I lost weight. FML
Today, I saw my boyfriend after not seeing him for 7 months. During this time, I have lost a lot of weight and am proud of it. My boyfriend didn't say anything about the lost weight. When we were alone and things started to heat up, he took off my bra and said, "I think your tits are smaller." FML
Today, I was trying to be sexy and change in front of my boyfriend. As I was changing, he started to talk to me about how we should both try and lose weight. FML
Today, I tried to surprise my husband by wearing something sexy to bed. He didn't say anything, just laughed and left the room for 10 minutes. The little confidence I had disappeared, so I changed, feeling stupid for thinking I could pull off sexy. He got mad at me for being confusing. FML
Today, after losing twenty pounds to please my husband, the only comment I received was, "At least now only your personality sucks." FML
Today, I tried to be sexy and asked my husband of 6 years if he wanted to "put a baby in me." He shook the recent belly fat I gained and asked, "Is there room for a baby in there?" FML
Today, I was proudly telling my husband that I only gained 8 lbs throughout the pregnancy thus far. I usually obsess over my weight, so it was a great accomplishment for me. He then turned and pinched my arms, saying, "Well, looks like all the fat migrated to your arms." FML
Today, my husband has lost over a hundred pounds. I'm happy for him, but now he has an incredibly high sex drive and keeps asking for sex almost every day, sometimes twice a day. FML
Today, I put on my new sexy lingerie to get my husband in the mood after work. When I walked into the kitchen where he was reading the newspaper, he eyed me and simply said, "Honey, please, your stomach is the biggest turnoff ever." FML
Today, I learned that my husband is attracted to obese, unhealthy women after celebrating my weight loss of 175lbs and improving my overall health. FML
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Top comments
patacus 14
maybe he just has a headache
SqueakyChipmunk 22
No, it's called surprise intercourse. Rape is what today's music does to my ears.
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Comments (49)
laurapiggy 3
Your husband sucks.
Brattyninja 7
Really? I didn't know that! And I don't think she did either. She just posted on here because she thinks he's ******* awesome. -_-
downtime 13
55, Anyone can suck, but is he any good? Does he really take it all in or is he half assed and just goes through the motions? If it's the latter I can understand why you despise him so. I too feel your pain. If you're not going to commit just keep your mouth closed!
Inciter 33
That really sucks. I just had a baby two months ago, so I know how good it feels once you've lost a lot of the baby weight. Maybe your husband was just tired and next time he'll be excited to see you dressed up.
zombiekitten87 12
Unlike the stereotype suggests, not all men are obsessed with sex an want it all the time. Granted, he could have at least noticed, but I wouldn't say your life is ******. Talk to him.
happylawyer 16
Why are women still expecting so much from men? No, most of them do not get hints. They need it to be loud and clear. Girls, don't get frustrated, they are just like that. Love them and enjoy them.
toalysium 15
Exactly! Is it that hard for a woman to say, "I want some dick!" OP, YDI.
nora111197 8
His loss honey ;)
day624 14
After seeing a baby pass through you, it's just gonna take a while for him to get over some of that trauma..
Daederoth 10
Try a man on the side. He will appreciate you.
GlobalGenocide 8
Yeah that will definitely help their relationship(sexual and otherwise) and their child's future happiness...
nin10doadict 9
Maybe you've recovered from the event much faster than he has...?
scorpio5_fml 2
New husband lol
the_true_batman 10
Maybe you forgot that it was his birthday.