Today, after having had sex with my girlfriend for the first time the night before, she went to the doctor. He said she's still physically a virgin. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend lost her virginity. I still have mine, though. FML
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Today, I took my girlfriends virginity and had given it my all. When I had finished, sweating and tired, I looked down at her and smiled, obviously pleased with myself. She looked up at me and said, "Wait, was that it?" FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were about to have sex for the first time. We are both virgins. After we kissed and I took down my pants, she screamed and said "That THING is going to break me." We never did it. FML
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Today, my girlfriend and I have been in a relationship for 3 years. She's pregnant. I'm a virgin. FML
Today, I lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams. I could tell she really enjoyed it, because she muttered, "Well, that was disappointing." afterwards, then got dressed, said she'd made a huge mistake, and asked me not to call her again. Yep, total stud. FML
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idontknowyou123 0
y u no big enough
Nosrebor 8
Oh wow... Time to try again ;)
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Comments (423)
thensome 1
Wow, where did that doctor get his/her license? Every modern country MD knows that the 'cherry' is a myth carried on by religious zealots.
Eaglestrike117 29
It's called a hymen. Google it. (Although it is not entirely accurate to judge someone's virginity by.)
H00DN1663R 0
Today i had lost my virginity to my boyfriend. I asked him if it was in yet. It was in. FML
DenDen114 0
Haha that is depressing. -.-
cleoxus85 0
Go to her doctor and ask for some advice on how to drill through, or maybe transplant?
cleoxus85 0
Implantation.
07jeepster 0
Dude for this to be true your dick would have to be less than 1" hard... Did she bleed
ozzyOB01 0
I guess youve got a small problem
shockwave_system 6
Well if she enjoyed the sex, I see no problem in the matter. As long as it is satisfying to both you and her size is only a number.
badactor009 0
You made this up, right?
xnickyxboox 6
Haha.. The four words men hate: is it in yet? Sorry for u OP
codplayer2442 1
Small dick BITCH!!!